[ SECRET POST #2099 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2099 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 085 secrets from Secret Submission Post #300.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - pretty much unreadable ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Advice Needed

[(Anonymous)]

Quick, I'm writing unrealistic porn involving an alien--should I include excessive amounts of sperm or a giant cock that is prehensile/flexible?

Or both? Or something else entirely?

The alien is Thor. He needs to have something special, because I want it.

Re: Advice Needed

[intrigueing]

I love how the title of this thread is a polite, professional, semi-urgent "Advice Needed" :D

(no fucking clue)

Re: Advice Needed

[(Anonymous)]

Knotting. You'll damn well stay on Thor's cock until he's done with you.

Re: Advice Needed

[(Anonymous)]

Sexy...

Re: Advice Needed

[fingalsanteater]

Knotting, prehensile AND his cum can fill buckets? DO WANT.

Re: Advice Needed

[fingalsanteater]

Both. Why the hell not?

Re: Advice Needed

[elaminator]

I have no suggestions, I'm just here to say GOOD ON YOU FOR WRITING THOR PORN!

*Sending all my love in your direction*

Re: Advice Needed

[(Anonymous)]

A see-through penis and fluorescent sperm that everyone notices after the lights go out.

Re: Advice Needed

[cloud_riven]

Three long, braided, hairy tentacles that sprout from the groin. The middle one is also like a plug. You slip it into horses(or dragons!) to ride them, your usb port to back up your memory, and into other tentacle meatuses (meatii) for luv makin'.

and you can shoot lightning shaped sperms (or electrical voltorb eggs if you want it to be like an ovipositor i forget how those work idk)

easy

Re: Advice Needed

[terabient]

BOTH

But if you absolutely have to choose, prehensile dick. Because that's something I've only seen in shitty hentai doujinshi, and I would like to see it in what sounds like a totally fantastic fanfic.

if you don't share it when you're done i will be the saddest of pandas :c

Re: Advice Needed

[hwc]

Excessive amounts of sperm and a giant cock.

Out of curiosity, who is Thor porning up?

Re: Advice Needed

[(Anonymous)]

Tony. Co-fucking him with the rest of the Avengers.

But Thor is my favorite, sooooo.

Re: Advice Needed

[(Anonymous)]

Only two options? Someone needs to read more alien porn, I think.

Re: Advice Needed

[(Anonymous)]

I'm leaning toward 15 inch penis with the flexibility of a tongue, and it produces its own lubricant from pores on its surface.

And he ejaculates buckets full of glittering blue semen that tastes like onion gravy.

I was just worried that I might be going too far.

Re: Advice Needed

[fingalsanteater]

And he ejaculates buckets full of glittering blue semen that tastes like onion gravy.

If this is wrong then I don't ever want to be right again. Go for it.

Re: Advice Needed

[(Anonymous)]

DA

Definitely NOT to far. Your idea sounds amazingly crackful. Please write and link back. I need more self lubracating tongue penises and glittery blue semen in my life. <3

Re: Advice Needed

[forgottenjester]

Please OP, make Mjölnir his penis. His hammer has to be his penis.

Re: Italian rammen?

[(Anonymous)]

Both. /way too accustomed to alien porn in her fandom

I wish I could offer suggestions though, but there's some fun ones already.

Re: Italian rammen?

[(Anonymous)]

I vote for Italian rammen as one of his many penises.

Re: Advice Needed

[siofrabunnies]

You're, uh, you're linking back to this when it's done, right? I mean, you can't just leave us hanging.

I'd vote for, it seems perfectly normal and human when flaccid, but turns weird (blue. It needs to be bright blue.) once he gets aroused.