[ SECRET POST #2099 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2099 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

hair up the butt

[(Anonymous)]

Okay, FS. Real talk. How does hair even get stuck up your butt? I'm not talking in between your cheeks, either, I am talking about it being actually up your butt.This is literally the most irritating thing and I often dread washing my hair because somehow, SOMEHOW, this is an inevitability. How is this even a thing that happens?

Re: hair up the butt

[dethtoll]

man i have trouble with hair getting in my ears during the winter, how fucking long is YOUR hair

Re: hair up the butt

[fingalsanteater]

You swallowed it?

Re: hair up the butt

[(Anonymous)]

i do not know

maybe you should just put in a butt plug before you wash your hair to close it off?

Re: hair up the butt

[(Anonymous)]

Not op. I think mine happens from hair getting in my panties and the inevitability of them riding up my ass.

Re: hair up the butt

[(Anonymous)]

lol this

Re: hair up the butt

[(Anonymous)]

I've no idea but it's happened to me too. Mine's almost two feet long and pulling hair from my ass was one of the weirdest experiences I've ever had.

It's not from washing hair, that's for sure.

Re: hair up the butt

[(Anonymous)]

You accidentally eat it. I'm sorry, but that's the truth. Some sources think any given human loses up to 200 hairs a day--is it so surprisingly that some end up in your food?

Re: hair up the butt

[(Anonymous)]

I get hair up the but when I wash it. It makes sense: I you shed hair and when you wash it, the shed hair comes loose and some of it slithers down your back and fetches up in your butt. I have no idea why it stays there instead of continuing on down my legs, but some of it does. I make a point to check before I get out of the shower.

Re: hair up the butt

[(Anonymous)]

My hair is nearly two feet long and I washed it yesterday. I know how you feel, don't worry.

Re: hair up the butt

[(Anonymous)]

Maybe you swallowed a piece?

Apparently before I was born, one of my parents' old cats ate some tinsel. My mother found the cat walking around with a piece of tinsel trailing after it, sticking out of the cat's butthole.

Re: hair up the butt

[tabaqui]

This is we no longer do tinsel. Because our cat ate some, and then used the litter box, and then had a piece of poop attached to them via the as-yet-unexcreted tinsel and *panicked* and ran through the house, dragging the litter-box-y, gross poop-tinsel thing behind it.

So - never again.

Re: hair up the butt

[cassandraoftroy]

Oh god. It's bad enough when cats get frightened by things that are attached to them and start running frantically around the house, when the thing attached to them isn't poop.

Re: hair up the butt

[(Anonymous)]

I once got a pubic hair up my urethra. It didn't hurt per se, but it was THE MOST UNCOMFORTABLE THING. AUGH.