[ SECRET POST #2105 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2105 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 05 pages, 107 secrets from Secret Submission Post #301.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Comments

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You do sound like an awesome parent for doing the best you could with such an awkward situation. Where's that great Dave Barry Quote?

The best thing to do is confront their concerns head-on, by sitting down with them, face to face, and lying.

"Mom and Dad," you should say, "Bill and I are not living together. He came over to my apartment this morning to help me kill a spider and by mistake he left his toothbrush and all his clothes and furniture."

Your parents will pretend they believe you, because the truth is they
really don't want to even think about the idea of you and S-E-X. All parents are like this. No matter how old you get, in their minds you will always have the wisdom and emotional maturity of Beaver Cleaver.
(Please to not be taking as "this is you"; disclaimer because you never can tell the reaction you'll get on FS)