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But it does exist. I used to follow topgearslash on LJ, it was pretty great.

Exactly this. *old lurker*

They are not attractive enough for anyone to bother writing sex fic about them, sorry. First guy looks a little bit like an owl or maybe an Irish person or something weird like that. Middle guy could be a sleezy salesman or failed politician. Third guy is sort of a faily thug, like a juvenile delinquent who's starting to get over the hill.

People don't write threesome fic about those kind of characters.

I am so happy to be able to say that you are so incredibly wrong about this. :D

I'm just going to be over in this corner, giggling at anyone assuming James "Captain Slow" May might be a faily thug or juvenile delinquent.

hahahaha THIS

This. Laughing so fucking hard right now.

I love Top Gear and I am dying at this, especially "or maybe an Irish person or something weird like that" and the entire description for May (the third one).

Now I don't like Top Gear, and I don't tend to read RPS, so I'm not the person to ask, but really?

All my TG-fan friends are 3some shippers and they never comment on the lack of fic. And they usually would. This secret surprises me.

There's a lot of fic for it.

Used to be on LJ, but your best bet now would be AO3.

It's there, and some of it is really ridonkulously good, but the vast majority of it is locked on

topgearslash. The membership is moderated, but they let in pretty much anyone with any activity ever on their lj account. Go join! Enjoy! Then write me more 'cause I've already read it all.

Why would you want to read porn about Jeremy Clarkson though? :| I guess to each their own...

This. This so much. :|

Right? Richard Hammond, yes. James May, I could possibly understand, though it's not my cup of tea. Jeremy Clarkson? Oh God no.

Why not? He looks to be a very honest and caring fellah.

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(Anonymous) - 2012-10-12 12:43 (UTC) - Expand

Didn't they say on the show a few seasons back that he won "Weird Crush of the Year" in some magazine? I remember seeing that and just going "lolwat."

Isn't this a repeat? I'm sure you're not alone, nonnie.

Sometimes I feel so alone in NOT shipping these three. RPS is too fucking invasive and creepy.

I just stopped by to say that yes, there is fic. You've just not looked hard enough :)

LOL, thank goodness for the other comments, because I was thinking there's no way in hell there ISN'T threesome fic of Top Gear because this is the internet.

Confession time: I would read James May/Mary Suefic before I'd read anything that might involve Jeremy Clarkson naked.

Oh, wow, this brought back memories. I don't think I'll ever go back to the Top Gear fandom, but I had a lot of fun while I was there. A glance at the

topgearslash tag list tells me that there are almost a thousand James/Jeremy/Richard fics over there nowadays; have fun!

(There's also quite a bit under the 'man/car' and 'man/machine' tags (why are there two? Just 'man/machine' would cover it, surely), if that's your thing.)

OLIVEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe they wanted to make it easier for people looking for James/Cessna? Too much Richard/Oliver to go through on man/car.

1) There's nothing wrong with RPS so long as you don't send it to the people in question and don't get delusional
2) I'm not even in the Top Gear fandom and I know there's slash of those three
3) Threesomes FTW!