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10. http://i.imgur.com/teRDm.png

Christina Aguilera makes me laugh. She goes on and on about how she loves her new body, but then has herself photoshopped and camera-angled ALL THE TIME. She looks nothing like the woman on that cover.

you realize the celebrities rarely have any say on whether they're shopped or not, right?

otherwise i doubt beyonce and nicki minaj would constantly get whited up for every magazine shoot they appear in. it's up to the editorial staff and editorial staff are usually assholes.

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(Anonymous) - 2012-10-14 02:00 (UTC) - Expand

First time seeing it... that covers kinda awesome actually.

lol that's nice. you can go back to ONTD now

Hi there, ontd!member

LOL
It is because she's "fat" now, isn't it.

Is she trying to look like Daenerys there?

Haha, this was my first connection. Daenerys Targaryen is making albums now?

THIS.

The cover is ridiculous imo, but so many covers are; it doesn't bother me.

I don't know much about Christina, but is there any particular reason you want her album to flop? Do you hate her music? Maybe her personality? Just curious. I don't have any beef with her, but I don't know her well enough to like either.

Eh. I don't like how she's posed on that cover. It's kind of a gawking open-mouth "What do you want me to do, now?" expression.
But I haven't really paid attention to Christina's music since "Stronger," so I have no opinions on the actual album.

Fuck the haters. I love this woman and her music. I even loved Bionic and Your Body is great.

It may not be Back to Basics or Stripped but I will forever love this woman and what she does, and I love the cover.

The fact that you're going to wish failure on someone is just sad though, Anon.

Agreed on all points.

Whatever. I just want her to make good music for a change - her last album didn't impress me at all (it had maybe two songs I liked).

The cover doesn't bother me that much.

I love how it looks like her crotch is radiating this holy light

i don't understand the ONTD comments here - is it assumed that only ONTD regulars dislike her? personally, i think the woman is a joke...i only know her from downloading The Voice (and some memories of her wearing chaps and looking looking like a dirty ho), but she comes across as completely self-centered...and why does she have to sing in her underwear?

she's a popular female singer in the music industry, how could she NOT sing in her underwear?

looking like a dirty ho

What exactly is a dirty ho? Because I'm pretty sure I know the video you're talking about and Christina in it was wearing revealing clothes that might or might not be your taste but do not give you the permission to call her or anyone who wears clothes like that "dirty ho".

I'm not even a Christina fan.

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(Anonymous) - 2012-10-14 19:51 (UTC) - Expand

it looks like any other pop star album cover, i don't see what's especially embarrassing about it?

but damn that doesn't really look like her

Breasts don't look like that. *uneasy*

(Anonymous) - 2012-10-14 03:21 (UTC) - Expand

Hello, fellow ONTDer!

Is that you, P!nk?

Eh, the single sounds pretty amazing. I'm not going to bother judging the album by it's cover because I was seriously worried when Born This Way came out. I thought that cover was a joke, and it was the real deal, but the album was fucking fantastic. You go Xtina!