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fandomsecrets2012-10-16 06:43 pm
case) wrote in fandomsecrets2012-10-16 06:43 pm
[ SECRET POST #2114 ]
⌈ Secret Post #2114 ⌋
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Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 061 secrets from Secret Submission Post #302.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - unreadable ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
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There, did I just magically make you less of a person than you were before? Did I just somehow draw a curse onto your head that may doom you to death and damnation in the near future?
Protip: the answer is no. I can tell you to go kill yourself until the text limit runs out for these comment boxes, it will never do or mean anything more than if I were to tell you to go suck a zebra's cock. Insulting people, especially on the internet, is all about using a language based on hyperbole.
I bet your mother licked every dick in your state, she probably swallowed so much semen it was your primary source of nourishment in the womb, your face looks like it was carved in the image of an aardvark with scurvy, if you just went and slept in a cardboard box you'd probably have a better quality of life than you have right now living in your parents' basement, you're a lazy, ignorant prick and the world would be better off if you just died.
See what I did there? I have no idea who the fuck you are. If anything in those italics pisses you off, you really ARE an oversensitive twat. Now apply that to the entire rest of the internet. No one knows who you are any more than I do. No one knows who anyone else is any more than I know who you are. "Go die" and variations thereof are just another piece of the endless hyperbole that is the language of insulting other motherfuckers on the internet. It means no more or less than any other insult slung by anyone under any circumstances.
And if somehow I am wrong and suggesting that someone's existence should be terminated actually DOES somehow magically have an effect on their real lives outside the computerbox and may even lead to them ceasing to say shit on the internet or ceasing to exist entirely, please tell me, because Crisp/in motherfucking Glov/er really seriously does need to stop polluting the world with his presence and harassing people who have never done anything to hurt his precious
cockreputation or compromise thesize of his cockincome his shitty film makes him. Long shot, I know, but hey... if THAT works maybe we can all make Justin Bieber and that "Friday" girl go away by telling them to die......oh...
...oh wait...
...that happened, didn't it? That totally fucking happened. And they're... well, nothing happened to them as a result of internet assholes telling them to go die.
....yeahhhhhhhhh.
So if it's not a magical curse, all anyone is saying is that telling someone to go die is.... more offensive than other insults.
Well... um... that's kind of the point, isn't it? So... way to go, everyone admitting to being ~offended~ by that, guess you're going to uhh... keep... being more offended than you need to be...?
Hope that works out for ya.
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