[ SECRET POST #2117 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2117 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Slenderman/Cthulu]


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07. http://i.imgur.com/AAVIZ.jpg
[Bo Sinclair / House of Wax (2005); image contains possibly-triggery scars, no self-harm stuff in the text though]


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[Wil Wheaton]


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[Guardians of the Galaxy]


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[The King of Fighters: KYO manga and game]


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14. [SPOILERS for Star Trek Voyager: The Eternal Tide]



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15. [SPOILERS for Damages]



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16. [SPOILERS for Frankenweenie]



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17. [SPOILERS for Big Brother 14]



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18. [SPOILERS for Resident Evil 6]



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19. [WARNING for suicide]

[The Walking Dead]


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20. [WARNING for incest]

[A Night at the Roxbury]


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21. [WARNING for child abuse]



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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #302.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

01. http://i.imgur.com/jZfcw.png

[(Anonymous)]

Do you hate Tyler Perry because he's black or because when you look at him you can't see nothing but Madea?

[(Anonymous)]

damn, i must be losing my touch at this whole 'reading' thing, because i didn't notice OP's secret saying anything about hating Tyler Perry at all, for any reason

[(Anonymous)]

There's this thing called 'reading between the lines', sweetie. It's okay, lots of people never learn to do it.

[greenvelvetcake]

There's this thing called "seeing what you want to see," sweetie, and you might want to tone it down.

[(Anonymous)]

maybe the OP wanted to watch a weirdo movie with Steven Taylor as a serial killer, and doesn't want to watch what looks like a fairly by-the-book crime thriller, regardless of the race of the main character. or perhaps they're satisfied with the earlier adaptation by morgan freeman. "sweetie".

[insanenoodlyguy]

It's hard to learn to be an idiot. Don't judge.

[(Anonymous)]

There's also a thing called being condescending.

Unfortunately I'm not sure if you can unlearn that.

[fingalsanteater]

Hahahahaha. So condescending for virtually no reason. You're funny.

[(Anonymous)]

wat

[(Anonymous)]

I don't hate Tyler Perry, I didn't recognize his name and my brain substituted the only other famous Tyler I'd heard of.

I'm not white, which I'm guessing will be your next question. :P

[(Anonymous)]

I'm bothered that Tyler Perry is playing Alex Cross because Idris Elba had the role until TPTB decided that TP would sell more tickets.

I'd rather see Idris. Am I racist?

[(Anonymous)]

What?! Seriously?! I could have had Idris Elba in this movie? Damn. I was thinking about seeing the movie but hearing this pisses me off. My interest in the movie had nothing to do with Tyler Perry but I'd watch Idris Elba in anything. So, they just lost a ticket. So there.

[(Anonymous)]

NOOOOOOOOOO ;_;

WHEN YOU HAVE THE OPTION BETWEEN IDRIS ELBA AND SOMEONE ELSE, YOU ALWAYS CHOOSE IDRIS.

WHY

WHY

WHY

[(Anonymous)]

They passed over Heimdall for Madea?

WHAT THE FUCK.

I'd rather see Idris too

[(Anonymous)]

When I look at Perry I see Madea and I can't. It doesn't help that Tyler Perry is not good looking at all. I don't need to pay money to see fug on my screen, I can just step outside.

[la_petite_singe]

Wow, really? Try harder.

[lunabee34]

Ahahahahahahahhhhaaa.

Steven Tyler/Dexter fusion: go!

[(Anonymous)]

You know, before I finished reading your secret, I did the exact same thing you did.

Gah, self.

[(Anonymous)]

I'd watch your version.

[(Anonymous)]

Well, Aerosmith has Steven Tyler and Joe Perry. Half of their songs are Tyler/Perry. Practically all of their bandslash is Tyler/Perry. I mean, frankly, Tyler Perry hasn't been around for half as long as Tyler/Perry. It's like being named Lennon McCartney or Jagger Richards.

And Steven Tyler as a serial killer would be epic.

[visp]

I'd also like to see Liv Tyler as his psycho daughter protege'.

[(Anonymous)]

I like your version better, too. For me it's because I loved Morgan Freeman as Alex Cross and can't get excited to see someone else play the role. But I'd watch your version no matter who played Cross!

[(Anonymous)]

Tyler Perry...in a crime thriller?

Fascinating.

[(Anonymous)]

When I saw the previews, all I saw was Medea trying to be serious. That role may have helped make Typer Perry millions of dollars, but it kind of cost him some credibility.

They should have gone with Idris Elba. Or Will Smith (my personal choice).

But they made their choice and now it's Medea Solves a Crime.

*I feel as though I should oblige with stating my race since it only took two comments before the 'race thing' came up*