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⌈ Secret Post #2131 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Red Dwarf X]

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05. http://i.imgur.com/yB8cp.png
[linked for illustrated Snape/Harry porn]

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[ ----- SPOILERY SECRETS AHEAD ----- ]

17. [SPOILERS for Detective Conan/Case Closed]

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18. [SPOILERS for Miller's Crossing]

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19. [SPOILERS for Journey into Mystery]

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20. [SPOILERS for Sanctuary]

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21. [SPOILERS for Journey into Mystery/Thor]

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22. [SPOILERS for DCnU Suicide Squad]

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[ ----- TRIGGERY SECRETS AHEAD ----- ]

23. [WARNING for rape]

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24. [WARNING for suicide]

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Notes:

To the anon that wanted warnings on .gif secrets: I'm not sure how I could effectively implement that. For triggery or spoilery secrets, one could just not read the text, but for .gifs by the time you get to the warning, it's already moving in your field of vision. If you have a suggestion as to how it could be done without just linking the secret (it's not breaking any rules or containing porn or gore, so that wouldn't be fair), let me know. Putting it in the notes for now.

16 is a .gif, by the way.

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So I was reading the general comments from yesterday.

And this happened.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Zk4mH4TkgB

(Lyrics:
"Let us pursue the work necessary to reign victorious over the Huns.
Did they dispatch damsels when I requested lads?
Indubitably you're the most pitiful band of rogues I have ever have the misfortune of being introduced to,
But you can gamble on the fact that by the time I'm done with you,
Good sir, I'll mold you into one of the masculine persuasion.

Placid as timberland, but a raging inferno dwells inside.
After you have found the place that is your middle, you are guaranteed to succeed.
You're comprised of invertebrate untanned miserably inadequate fellows.
Plus, you have no idea whatsoever.
By means I am presently unclear upon, I'll mold you into one of the masculine persuasion.

I'm perpetually asthmatic.
Speak farewell to the acquaintances and others who were aware of my existence.
Child, I was an idiot for neglecting the physical sciences component of my education.
This bloke here has frightened them so much that they are dead, hyperbolically speaking.
One aspires for Sir not to view me as transparent.
Right at this moment, I verrily desire I had the know-how of traversing in liquids."

(Be one of the masculine persuasion)
It is required we be as fleet as a large natural stream of water flowing in a channel to the sea
(Be one of the masculine persuasion)
Containing all the power of a magnificent tropical storm in the region of the Indian or western Pacific oceans
(Be one of the masculine persuasion)
Possessing all the ability of massive combustion or burning
Unknowable as the more poorly lit section of fair Luna who orbits our planet.

The length of time between the present and the arrival of the Huns is running short.
Obey each instruction I bestow upon you,
And it is possible you may not perish.
Your temperament does not match the fury of the battlefield
I request that you gather your things and return to your place of birth
You are finished.
How could I mold you into one of the masculine persuasion?

(Be one of the masculine persuasion)
It is required we be as fleet as a large natural stream of water flowing in a channel to the sea
(Be one of the masculine persuasion)
Containing all the power of a magnificent tropical storm in the region of the Indian or western Pacific oceans.
(Be one of the masculine persuasion)
Possessing all the ability of massive combustion or burning
Unknowable as the more poorly lit section of fair Luna who orbits our planet.

That which is in quotes were written by the amazing people here, with some minor modifications because of reasons involving me tripping over words. That which isn't was my sad attempt at attempting to finish the song.)

WHO ARE YOU

I NEED TO GIVE YOU ALL THE INTERNETS

your voice is so wet!

*making me

/fixed that for the lulz

A+

(because we all know it happens)

Ha. I didn't know other people described voices like this.

You and those other people win the internet, anon. This is GOLD.

Oh shush you. You're making me regret posting comments anonymously yesterday *blush*

Never did I dream a thread hijack would end in such awesome. Thank you singing anon. Thank you.

It's not you? Hm..., the anon must be [____]...

Nope. I don't sound like that.

But who? Who? (Kidding. Keep the mystery.)

Edited 2012-11-03 02:13 (UTC)

[_____] of course!

(not saying it because I don't want to put her on the spot, even if I'm right)

Oh [_____]! Yes, of course. How could I miss it was [_____]. I feel so stupid now.

(No problem. I completely understand.)

Reposting what started it all

Ahahaha

:O AMAZING!

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