[ SECRET POST #2132 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2132 ⌋

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Comments

[anonymouslyyours]

I'm vigilant about wearing deoderant because if I don't people get in my space and sniff and ask what that delicious smell is and go on about how hungry they are and it's embarrassing. There's no good way to deflect so I end up lying or shouting "It's my BO you want to eat okay?" and then the tasteless (pun intended) jokes start.

My father smelt like peanut butter, my mother smells like sweet and sour stirfry and I smell like some combination of the two. Smelling like a specific item of food runs in the family. My half-sister smells like salted butter, especially her hair. It skipped my half-brother though because he just smells rank.

Sorry you had to deal with that. :(

[(Anonymous)]

There was a guy I used to know who smelled like butterscotch! My brother smells disgusting also. At first like salt and vinegar chips, but then when it goes stale, oh man. It's like a whole colony of ants died under his arms. Dead ants have a smell, okay...

I have tried to deduce what kind of scent I have. When I smell my skin it smells like soap or rain. My sweat just smells ever so slightly metallic. People do get really intense about sniffing my hair and the back of my neck when they get drunk though. They can't pinpoint what it smells like, they just make sexual sounds. Idek.

It was alright really. The whole bestiality thing. I had a very long rivalry with this little snot. On the one occasion I let her on one of my horses, she fell off in less than 20 seconds. Bam. Karma.

[anonymouslyyours]

Yes, dead ants have a smell. We are in agreement on this.

You win on people's awkward reaction to your scent. I didn't know we were playing but you win! I concede defeat on that!

I watched a boy who picked on me get kicked by a horse named Karma. Great moment.

[(Anonymous)]

Karma! Horses definitely know how to tell which people deserve to have bad things happen to them. People believed that I trained my first horse to attack on command. She really didn't need to be told, she was just smart, and possibly a sadist.

You win the award for most delicious B.O.! I can safely say nobody has been roused to hunger by my odorous charms.

I knew dead ants had a smell, but I've been told that I am wrong. My nose does not lie. Those bastards got in my kitchen, and when I trapped them with honey, they stunk the place out.

[(Anonymous)]

Apparently diet can affect BO. So try eating less of whatever you smell like...?

[anonymouslyyours]

I've smelt like this all my life and my diet varies greatly depending on a bunch of different factors. The only thing I can think of is I drink a lot of water. ...I shall think on it in case I'm overlooking something though. Thanks. :)