[ SECRET POST #2133 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #2133 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

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Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - posted twice ].
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Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[anonymouslyyours]

So you abuse the English language in a vain attempt to terrorize the ones who rise above your failures to try and slake your feelings of inadequacy?

It is a slippery slope you are on dancing turtleless anon. Be warned! Misappropriating terms will one day no longer satisfy your jealous, blackened heart which will invariably lead to escalation until you can no longer say anything but "Sharp knees! The world is sharp knees and no one lives up to my standard!" on an endless loop until case is forced to turn on ip logging to purge your sad, sad ghost from our lands.


/I don't actually know the context to ill_omened's sociopathic turtle-wrangling ways.

[(Anonymous)]

But...sharp knees? Why sharp knees? I don't understand. Are my knees sharp? Are your knees sharp? Are case's knees sharp? I don't even know what sharp knees are. Would one who lacks kneecaps be said to have sharp knees? An exposed joint would surely be sharper than one that is otherwise...

OH DEAR ME. This is how it begins, isn't it? I follow the spiral gently downward, into an oblivion of exposed joints, and I emerge a person obsessed with sharp knees. What is this madness that I have wrought, and that you have encouraged? What shall become of me? All I wanted to do was teach turtles how to dance. Is that so much to ask?

Oh god! I can feel my sanity slipping! What have you done? What have I done?

KNEES.

KNEEEEEEEEEEES.

[(Anonymous)]

^ nationalsecreto?

[anonymouslyyours]

I don't have time for this! I have to be at the gym in 26 minutes!

/I'll explain mine when you explain yours. ;)

[(Anonymous)]

Now that I'm done laughing my face off... you wouldn't happen to be a Farker, would you? :3

[anonymouslyyours]

I have an account but I've commented a handful of times in years. I don't love them like I love you guys!

So far all the farkers I've met on F!S are lurkers as well. You?

Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness

[insolentwitch]

I too find your lack of gavotting members of the Family Chelidae of the Suborder Pleurodira of the Order Testudines of the Class Sauropsida of the Phylum Chordata of the Kingdom Animalia to be deleterious and most worthy of harsh judgement.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SesquipedalianLoquaciousness

(My stars and garters, I don't know why I wrote this.)