[ SECRET POST #2142 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2142 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Sorry it's late!

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 066 secrets from Secret Submission Post #306.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

11. http://i.imgur.com/BEMOe.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

he wants to have sex with his mother and kill father because his armour has nipples?

[masu_trout]

Or maybe he put nipples on his armor because he wants to have sex with his mother and murder his father. Lots of possibilities here!

[(Anonymous)]

Relationship Status: It's complicated.

[kyuusei]

I was going to say.. hard to want those things when your parents are already dead, nipples or no. ;)

[ex_paola492]

I thought they symbolized everything that he fights for. Everything he holds dear to his heart. I bet his nipples are called "Love" and "Justice". He also fights evil by moonlight and wins love by daylight.

[fingalsanteater]

+1

His nipples would have stood for "love, "justice" and "the American way," but he lost his third one to a faulty batarang.

[gabzillaz]

Tomoyo, you are always wise <3

[leikomgwtfbbq]

Here, you get a gold star for Best Comment of the Day.

[(Anonymous)]

Who's Oedipus Complex? The director's? The costume designer's? Batman's? Bruce Wayne's?

Also, I have no idea why they would - men do have nipples, even if it's a little weird to have them on your body armor (although, really, there's also muscle detail that doesn't need to be there).

[elaminator]

Urg, that suit...

Why did you remind me? Was it worth this pain?

[(Anonymous)]

Nipples have been on mens' armours for thousands of years, but somehow it is horrible for Batman to have them?
I have never understood why people hate it so much. Because the director is gay and how dare he make Batman's outfit "sexy" or what?

[elaminator]

I think you took my comment too seriously. I think the nipples look silly and that's my sole reason for mentioning them; I didn't even know the director was gay. (And don't care.)

There are lots of worse things in this world than this batsuit, but it's fs. A little hyperbole is to be expected.

[intrigueing]

I opened this comment to make some devastating clever zinger about what snotty psychological complex the nipples actually represent, but now I can't think of any. Help me out?

And then one morning I woke up and I thought "Oedipus..."

[trollometer]

I... I don't think you thought very much about this, did you?

I'm actually a little insulted. Being vague and confusing is no way to troll, son.

[(Anonymous)]

~bring it on baby~

[(Anonymous)]

I'd like to party with you sometime.

[(Anonymous)]

What do nipples have to do with an Oedipus complex? Everyone has them.

What are you trying to say with this secret?

[serenitysquid]

I'd love to hear your interpretation of the deep symbolic meaning behind the close-ups of Batman's Bat-crotch and Bat-buttocks.

[intrigueing]

And Mr. Freeze definitely needs a psychoanalysis over what compels him to make all those ice puns.

[serenitysquid]

Don't forget Poison Ivy's hairstyle.



It clearly represents her tragic past and inner turmoil.

[anonymouslyyours]

Oh. I just thought those were Madonna's tits.

/embarrassed.

[(Anonymous)]

It could also mean he's ripped as hell and has to leave space for his batnipples.

[(Anonymous)]

batnipples

WIN

[otakugal15]

....how?