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Can anybody help me out with some fic recs? I want some dirty talk. But I want it to be the kind that involves math or science or history or other academic talk. It can be cracky, smutty, anything in any fandom! Please, I just need this right now. Alternatively... if you guys wanna throw out some of your own creations, I'd love that too.

As someone who appreciates all of what you said I believe this link that someone here who may or may not wish to remain nameless shared with me a link to a youtube channel dedicated to women reading literature while being pleasured by a vibrator:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQuT-Xfyk3o&feature=channel&list=UL

Sadly there are no readings of science journals or explaining mathematical concepts or anything but it's still hot as heck. I'm not copping to which is my favorite.

I'll cop to it. Stoya is my favorite.

Thank you! I will get on this after work :)

Does the dirty talk have to be academic or are you okay with academic elements in fic but no academic dirty talk? I think I only remember one of the first off the top of my head and the rest are of the second type.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/428431
Stark, A.E., and Banner, R. Bruce. (2013). "Biodosimetric Tools for Measuring Induced Isomeric Transition in Inverted Paired States." International Journal of Radiation Biology 89.9, 43-85. by thingswithwings
Summary: "And so," Tony concludes triumphantly, "you owe it to science, to yourself, and to the people of New York City to have tons of hot awesome monster sex with me."

http://archiveofourown.org/works/562292
So turn around and I'll pick up the slack by sirona
Summary: This... was not what Tony had in mind when he decided to design himself a new dildo. You won't hear him complaining about the results, however.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/451514
Solve for X by RC_McLachlan
Summary: "All right, Rudolph. Find X," Stark says, tossing his empty soup bowl down and bringing up another pseudo-screen of light, tapping rapidly on it. He slides the image over, fingers pinning it down to the table, trapping naught but air and offering it as an olive branch. Whatever darkens Stark's eyes when their gazes meet is not pity, not blame, and there are drops of onion soup in his ridiculous beard.
Loki slowly reaches over to tap the little X that is revealed once Stark lifts his thumb away and says, "I found it."

http://archiveofourown.org/series/25539
If And Only If series by FelicityGS
Summary: A series of explorations in an AU where Tony still becomes Iron Man, Thor still eventually gets a hammer, and the Avengers still happens--though a bit differently than the movie. At the center of the whole chaotic mess is Loki, who lives and breathes math, sees the world in terms of lines, curves, emotes in terms of equations, and whose presence is a variable that changes and alters everything.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/448050?view_full_work=true
she blinded me with political science by thingswithteeth
Summary: Darcy watched the Avengers defend New York from over two thousand miles away. She could look out her window if she wanted to watch the aftermath. She watches the news instead, and realizes one very important thing: the Avengers have a bit of a PR problem.

Avengers!verse have a lot of sciency fics. Sherlock should have a lot of them too, but I haven't read any Sherlock in ages so I don't remember any right now.

Not!Fandom jokes:
http://www.math.utah.edu/~cherk/mathjokes.html
http://www.physlink.com/fun/jokes.cfm
http://chemistry.about.com/u/ua/chemistryfunhumor/Chemistry-Jokes.htm
http://www.juliantrubin.com/biologyjokes.html

All of this is great, thank you very much ♥! I was looking for the 1st type, but any way I can satisfy my geek kink is helpful~

Ha! I knew there was at least one Sherlock fic where Sherlocks talks about sex in an objective manner.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/335385?view_full_work=true
A Cure For Boredom by emmagrant01
Summary: They'd never talked about sex in the year they'd known each other. Well, that wasn't quite correct: Sherlock had never said a word about sex; John had bemoaned his personal dearth of it on many occasions.

Sorry, I can't remember anything else right now :(

Don't apologize! This is lovely! I really appreciate it!! :)

hot! math! action!
Title: Euler's Jewel.
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Summary: In which John is geeky and Rodney is in love.
http://basingstoke.livejournal.com/262206.html

You can also check out the recommended fic here: http://sgagenrefinders.livejournal.com/tag/geek-fic%2Fscience%20themes

Wonderful, thank you!!

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