[ SECRET POST #2148 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2148 ⌋

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Comments

[leikomgwtfbbq]

Norse mythology in general is goddamn ridiculous and that's why I love it. The Greeks and Egyptians are trying to be all serious about this shit, while up north, the Vikings are going "HEY, OUR GODS ARE BASICALLY BUDDY COPS AND HEAVEN MEANS WE GET TO KILL THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER AND DRINK ALL DAY, IT'S THE STONE-COLD COOLEST."

[(Anonymous)]

Egyptians are serious, even when smearing semen on salad and ripping off people's genitals. And sisters raping brothers.

[leikomgwtfbbq]

It wasn't like the Greek myths were much better about... any of that, really. The ancient world was fucking weird.

[anonymouslyyours]

The ancient world was fucking weird.

Compared to... Mormonism and Scientology? ;P

[leikomgwtfbbq]

Hey, at least Mormons don't have stories about some dude's holy dong getting cut off and spawning gods and monsters all over the place when it lands. At least, as far as I know. I don't know much about Mormons, honestly.

And Scientology? Hey, that was made (allegedly) on a bet by a hack scifi author! It's supposed to be weird!

[anonymouslyyours]

Yet. Who knows what a tiny thousand year game of telephone will do to Mormon's magic underwear?

And no matter Scientology's origins there are still people who hold firm convictions in it!


TRUMP CARD: tinhatter shippers.

[(Anonymous)]

Sorry. But no, Greek mythology isn't really that serious. At all.

[(Anonymous)]

I maintain that we might have a different impression of Greek mythology if so much of it hadn't been transmitted to us through Roman fanfiction.