[ SECRET POST #2148 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2148 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 080 secrets from Secret Submission Post #307.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 2 3 4 - doing a bit of troll-weeding ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: OP here

[(Anonymous)]

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

Re: OP here

[fingalsanteater]

I love you.

Re: OP here

[(Anonymous)]

Canada's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Canadian search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.

Re: OP here

[agentcthulhu]

OMG I love you too. I love you so much.

Re: OP here

[(Anonymous)]

Do you? I can fix that.

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"

"Well," said the vet, "let's have a look at him". So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth. Finally, the vet says, "I'm going to have to put him down."

"What? Because he's cross-eyed?"

"No, because he's really heavy".

Re: OP here

[agentcthulhu]

You do realize you're just making me love you harder, right?

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[anonymouslyyours]

I feel like I should be recording the mating call of agentcthulhu in the wild for the Discovery channel or Attenborough or something.

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[agentcthulhu]

Oh you. *blush*

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[anonymouslyyours]

Oh yeah. Definitely Attenborough. He would totally be into throaty anon cries of tastelessly hilarious jokes interspersed with the trilling and fluttering of knit-mask covered tentacles.

Re: OP here

[(Anonymous)]

What's brown and sticky?

Re: OP here

[agentcthulhu]

Brownies!

Re: OP here

[(Anonymous)]

And a twig!