Women attracted to shallow douchebags tend to be the female equivalent to those shallow douchebags. So when my guy friend complained about how all the girls he likes only want douchebags I told him it's karma for having the same shitty taste he's bashing his person of interest for having.

This is also the guy who called me an insecure idiot for bring interested in a guy he thought I was too attractive for. Women just can't win with these guys.