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There is a Skyfall bakery AU on my tumblr dash today. There is a Skyfall bakery AU on my dash. My brain has been stuck on a broken loop for about thirty minutes unable to resolve the conflict of James Bond and bakery AU.

Help.

That sounds kind of funny actually.

i'm amazed. that sounds hilarious.

adding on to your question of "why", I must ask: How???

they are a subdivision specialized in assassination

they put in slow-working poisons in the breads for specific costumers

months and months later

BAM! DEAD!

and no one ever knows it was the sweet, cozy bakery down the street

My brain has been stuck on a broken loop for about thirty minutes unable to resolve the conflict of James Bond and bakery AU.

you should take remedial classes in inception fandom.

So...the characters in Skyfall are simply working in a bakery? I've never been too sure what a bakery AU meant and google isn't helping.

That is exactly what it means, yeah.

Ah, okay.

That's...well, I understand the original Anon's confusion.

LMAO! Already? Jesus. Those bakery AU writers work fast. I wonder if there's like a fandom race to be the first to post the popular AUs?

The international conspiracy of bakery AU writers, which secretly controls all governments

Which all boils down to M typing furiously and snickering by herself. She has Mycroft beta them for her.

Re: why

(Anonymous) - 2012-11-25 18:08 (UTC) - Expand

I remember a secret along the line of "Please stop writing you AUs with bakers, teachers and cops. There are OTHER JOBS."

Err, *lines and *your.

Links or it didn't happen. XD

THIIIIIIIIIIIS GODDAMN IT PEOPLE!

Okay so it's a supermarket and not quite a bakery, I saw aprons and went to bakery AU.

Fic -> http://archiveofourown.org/works/570220?view_full_work=true
The Fanart -> http://orb01.tumblr.com/post/36448401136/i-really-cant-with-this-fic-hahah-m-is-for

Dudes in aprons is pretty much the only thing in bakery AUs that I like. Mmm

Yissss. Thank you.

anonymouslyyours - 2012-11-25 04:01 (UTC) - Expand

I love this fandom and its insanity so much.

It was only a matter of time, nonnie.

Now let's all wait for the inevitable coffee shop AU, and the inevitable a/b/o fic. Unless those already exist.

(Also, going to see Skyfall today! My first Bond movie.)

I'd honestly be more surprised by this if I didn't have an Avengers bakery AU in progress bookmarked.

If superheroes, why not Bond?

...point me to that, please? :D

/unashamed about loving mundane AUs

Here you go, nonnie! It's been a while since it's been updated and it's on avengerkink so it's spread over a few comments, but I'm still rather fond of it.

(Anonymous) - 2012-11-25 01:56 (UTC) - Expand

Why not?

:)

Haha i haven't even had time to see skyfall yet, but I'm so reading this asap