[ SECRET POST #2153 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2153 ⌋

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Comments

[ariakas]

Uh... based on comments from the gay dudes I know who've tried it, and the thread on it on the general comments page, I'd hazard a guess that the "ease and method" varies widely from dude to dude, so it'd be hard to get "crazy wrong" unless someone's writing a self-lubricating anus.

[dazzledfirestar]

I have four words for this: First time. No prep.

[ariakas]

That seems to have been the OP (in the GC thread's) experience and it didn't bother them much. I've also heard similar things from gay friends, as well as found the discomfort and difficulty of anal to be greatly exaggerated myself.

So I'll have to say that you'd still be portraying somebody's anal experience accurately.

(Unless "assholes" really do differ between the sexes, which defeat's the anon I responded to's point entirely.)

[dazzledfirestar]

I am very aware that everyone's experience is different. That's going to be true of anything. For myself and multiple partners in possession of male and female anatomy, prep has been preferred. And, were I a part of someone's first experience, I would think erring on the side of caution makes sense.

Obviously that's just my take on it but the spit and slap technique first time out seems... extreme in a lot of cases. Not saying all because, hey, whatever works and in some ships,that would be perfectly in character.

[stainless]

You're making sense to me at least.

My experience with multiple people, mostly as the top, pretty much boils down to "Well, humans do not seem to be terribly fragile and delicate flowers, but there is reason to attempt not to break them at first."

I'm... surprised that one's disputable? But it's not like I have ALL THE EXPERIENCE EVER, so...

[dazzledfirestar]

Yes, exactly. This is a prime example of a "start slow and go from there" situation for me. Where you end up after that first time (or, hell DURING that first time) will vary significantly, but it's not the time to rush.

[stainless]

Yep. exactly. What you can do, how it will feel, how much lube you need, etc. are variables. This is where "go slow" comes from. :-P

[micromyni]

As an Deceptibot, your icon makes me want to cry hysterically and laugh triumphantly at the same time. AGH MY FEELINGS I CAN'T EVEN

[stainless]

That was pretty much my feeling about the finale. But Megatron/Starscream is my OTP so the squeeing narrowly won out in the end.

[micromyni]

Oh, hey, do you think Optimus is dead? I don't think so, considering the season 3 promos have him in it. >.> Well, I'm hoping not...

Yeah, that quick smile they both gave each other? That was actually pretty heartwarming. :3 And I say that as not-a-shipper of Megs/Screamer. (I ship Screamer with OP, actually. XD)

[stainless]

Oh, hey, do you think Optimus is dead? I don't think so, considering the season 3 promos have him in it. >.> Well, I'm hoping not...

No, and I didn't think he was even before you said that about the promos. :-)

Yeah, that quick smile they both gave each other? That was actually pretty heartwarming. :3

They're awesome when they get along.

And I've never understood OP/SS, in any continuity (okay, maybe Armada, but that's because Starscream's very different -- and I don't know enough about it to have an opinion, really.)

I can't imagine that happening unless Starscream is manipulating or otherwise deceiving OP for the fun of putting one over on him. Starscream is bad to the core, IMO. (And I love him for that.)

All this is not to dis anyone for shipping it, least of all you. It's just to say that that ship makes enormous question marks appear above my head, at which point I shove Starscream in Megatron's general direction again :-)

[micromyni]

Ah, but that's the pint of crack shipping, isn't it? XD I prefer it when things don't make sense; it lets the writers get creative.

And oooh, yes, Starscream is an incorrigible, horrible bot that's rotten to his very spark. >:3 Don't most of us Starscream fans love him for that? He may pull off a mean puppy dog expression, but he's no peach.

That enormous question mark gives me a certain amount of glee, I must admit. XD I admit I'm mostly in it for both the rarity of the pairing and to see how writers can make it happen.

I do have some pairings for TFP that make slightly more sense. I'm fairly typical, canon-wise. Knock Out and Breakdown(wrrrry), Optimus and Ratchet, Arcee and Smokescreen/Cliffjumper. But OP/SS is my guilty makes-no-sense pleasure. I ship Screamer him with the eradicon he smacks, too.

[stainless]

Ah, but that's the pint of crack shipping, isn't it? XD I prefer it when things don't make sense; it lets the writers get creative.

Fair point indeed. :-)

And oooh, yes, Starscream is an incorrigible, horrible bot that's rotten to his very spark. >:3 Don't most of us Starscream fans love him for that? He may pull off a mean puppy dog expression, but he's no peach.

That's how I feel, but there were a few people post-DH who were all talking about how Starscream going back was some kind of like... battered-wife thing, and how they were really upset with the excited shippers. It got kind of ugly and some kind of sketchy things were said to me, actually. so I know some people strongly feel that SS is just really downtrodden. I don't get it because I think he's a giant dickhead. :-)

Awesome dickhead, but... dickhead nonetheless.