[ SECRET POST #2153 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2153 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

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Comments

[darkmanifest]

I think my personal favorites are stuff like glass Coke bottles and light bulbs that inevitably broke in the process, if only because the D: look on my face didn't go away for hours.

[dazzledfirestar]

Yup, that's the fun with mason jars too.

That face and the occasional"ohmyGOD" for hours. LOL

[anonymouslyyours]

I am endlessly entertained by trying to make sense of how these people function in the world. Who wakes up and tries pouring cement in their ass?

http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/06/7-objects-in-assholes/

[darkmanifest]

Oh my god, I remember the concrete one from long ago (unless there were two, god help us all). The report I read added a remark about the cement cast being a perfect replica of the inside of man's ass and I laughed and laughed.

[anonymouslyyours]

I want to say the story I read originally included a photo but I may have googled to find out what an anal cast might look like and conflated whatever I found with the original article.

I just... how is "I slipped and fell, while naked, onto a potato while hanging curtains," less embarrassing than just admitting you like some ass stimulation? I mean, I know I'm probably biased but whoever you tell this story to is going to imagine you stretched upwards, wobbling, naked, in front of a window above a menacing looking potato.