it kind of reminds me of that thing that goes around every now and then where the words are all scrambled except for the first and last letters, because the brain reads words as a whole block rather than separate letters or something.

…except my spouse and I can never read that thing or vowels stuff like this. He's dyslexic, so it's just completely fucking with him, and I have autistic verbal processing issues, so my brain likes to substitute random totally wrong words even when the spelling is completely standard. WHICH MAKES THE INTERNET INTERESTING.

(For what it's worth, for me it read "fuck canard this, you canada scrytry." I know, I know.)