[ SECRET POST #2157 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #2157 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

01.


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02.
[2 Broke Girls]


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03.
[Love Actually]


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04.
[Me and My Dick]


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05.
[Journey Into Mystery]


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06.
[cracked.com]


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07.
[Ryan Kwanten/L4D2]


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08.
[Whispering Corridors, Memento Mori, The Wishing Stairs]


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09.
[The Walking Dead (game)]


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10.
[Kuragehime]


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11.
[Thor]


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12.
[Bartimaeus]


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13.
[The Sentinel]


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14.
[The Mentalist and The Addams Family]


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15.
[Skyfall]


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16.
[Generator Rex]


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17.
[Partners]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 036 secrets from Secret Submission Post #308.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

swoosh

[anonymouslyyours]

There's one in my pants? And BHG linked me DOB/Swain this week or last?
the good: http://archiveofourown.org/works/565100
the bad: http://m.fanfiction.net/s/6076717/1/When_Columnists_Finally_Crack
Or is that backwards?

Stalking this thread for links. I probably would just lurk but... yeah. I want this.

And does anyone have links for that slash they either wrote or linked to in article? Memory is spacing on me.

WAIT BEFORE YOU GO DOES SNYONE HAVE ANY SOREN/KATIE?!?

Re: swoosh

[(Anonymous)]

BHG?

And they have an article that links to one [it's one of Soren's that's about fanfiction from a few years ago], but that article also has mock 'fanfiction' written by 'celebs' in it, basically poking fun at the whole thing, and those are pretty funny.

Re: swoosh

[agentcthulhu]

bhg = biohazardgirl, one of the users here

Re: swoosh

[anonymouslyyours]

IDK my BFF BioHazardGirl?

I don't see a link. >:(

Ugh. No it's fine. Make me hunt it down on my kindle. Whatevs.

Re: swoosh

[biohazardgirl]

*cough*
http://since1958.livejournal.com/
oh and this one too
http://psilentasincjelli.tumblr.com/post/24947862415/fanfic-snippets

I think I've read all the Dan/Michael on the internet.
The one I linked you before on ff.net was the one from Soren's article a few years ago, AY.

Re: swoosh

[anonymouslyyours]

This is why I reference old phone commercials when talking about you yanno.

I want to find the original article sometime tommorow, you want links if I do?

Re: swoosh

[biohazardgirl]

Old phone commercials?

Like "can you hear me now" type ones or "we invented the telephone" type ones?

And you know me I always want linkage ;)

Supposedly I'm working on a lab report right now.

Re: swoosh

[anonymouslyyours]

My sense of humor doesn't get itself sometimes.
http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=psj2gQ6KaZk&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dpsj2gQ6KaZk

Re: swoosh

[biohazardgirl]

Hahahahaha. Oh that commercial is like six years old, I feel old now. I remember when that was on the tv.

I feel like I may confuse people by having been given several comm nicknames. I alternately get bio, biohazard, and BHG. I like BHG personally because it reminds me of Roald Dahl :D

ANYWAY.

Did you know at some very brief point in time cracked had a kink meme?

Trufax

http://cracked-meme.livejournal.com/

Re: swoosh

[anonymouslyyours]

THAT'S WHY I CALL YOU IT OMG! Because you and Roald Dahl's BFG give me (and you have <3) a Big Huge Grin. But I felt too dorky-creepy to say it. :D

I miss all the good things. Were there any spambot prompts. Please tell me there was at least one Sugardaddy/Cougar spambot shipped with Does Not Compute!

Re: swoosh

[biohazardgirl]

I think that I just died of how cute that sounded. Careful AY, you're baiting the shippers.

(LET THEM THINK WHAT THEY WANT MY LOVE. THEY CAN'T TAKE WHAT'S OURS.TAYLOR SWIFT TOLD ME SO.)

I just found it like a few minutes ago but I looked through everything and the prompts are legit.

I just fell in love with a really cute Firefly fill on it <3 It's only two pages long, you should check it out!

No spambot prompts though and the meme is dead :( But if you wrote a spambot fic I would read it~

I really want fics/art with Soren and anyone his eyes hnnnng I think he's quite a lot sexier than many A-list celebrities.

ETA: NEW BEST THING http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=OsyMt2Ft1g4

Re: swoosh

[anonymouslyyours]

I forgot we were in public! Well at least I didn't add a reply to all that other stuff you've been menacing at me or the shippers would get very strange ideas indeed!

~We are never, ever, ever getting broken up!~

You work fast!

Soren/Soren/Katie y/y/y?

Ha... what? Firefly? How did they... my brain immediately guessed Soren is immortal and dashing in tightpants? Or is it not a crossover? BRB

ETA: I think the spambot/DNC is happening. I'm actually pondering spambot characterization.

Re: swoosh

[biohazardgirl]

No actually the Firefly one is a very short DOB/Michael piece where Michael gets kidnapped and traumatized like River but when he comes back it's ok and sad and it's yeah the cheesiest thing ever.

SHHHHH MY SHIP IS IN IT YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.

NO AND IT IS SUPER UNFORTUNATE. Oh god a threesome with two sorens and katie EXPLOSION OF THE BRAIN IN THE BEST WAY.

. . .trying to figure out what else I sent that would be shipper bait

*checks emails

I haven't said anything inappropriately sexual to you for at least six hours I don't know what you're talking about.

DO THE SPAMBOT ONE DO IT PLEASE FOR ME~

CHAMELEON TAKE ME SOMEWHERE WE CAN BE ALONE
I'VE BEEN WAITING AND I WANNA REALLY BONE
YOU'LL BE THE PRINCE
AND I'LL BE THE PRINCESS
IT'S A PORN STORY
BABY LET'S HAVE SEX

oh and there goes my six hour streak.

I do work fast :D I'm very skilled at googling. It is one of my few talents. I cherish it. It helps me find fun porn.

Re: swoosh

[anonymouslyyours]

You flaunted your being a whole inch shorter than me and threatened me with a sandwich-making knife. Are you saying that wasn't a courtship display? ;__;

You used pornified love song lyrics. It's super effective!
/I am wooed!

I think I actually am. Crack is the easiest.

ETA: We're spamming the Comm with our love again.

Re: swoosh

[biohazardgirl]

Yeah but that was at like five o clock :D

DON'T DOUBT YOUR FEELINGS YOU WOULD HAVE TO BE DENSE TO NOT SEE THAT AS A COURTSHIP DISPLAY.

HUZZAH I HAVE WO'OD THE WOMAN. NOW I SHALL BED HER WITH ENTHUSIASM.

YES WRITE ALL THE SPAMBOT. SEND IT ALL TO MEEEEE

Re: swoosh

[biohazardgirl]

Hey you're the spammer I keep sending relevant links.

so case won't close our comment thread

Although I fear I may be out of linkage so now starting with this comment it is officially spam.

CASE DID YOU KNOW I THINK YOU'RE VERY CHARMING AND HANDSOME.

you can send me sexy pornographic emails. Sorry for not responding earlier somehow I was under the impression that I was going to write this lab report before dawn?

I kid I'll be done in like forty five minutes.

. . .HI CASE REITERATING THAT YOU ARE INDEED A VIVACIOUS FELLOW WITH A GOOD HEART AND SENSE OF HUMOR.

Re: swoosh

[anonymouslyyours]

*o*

Only part of it loaded but I need this to be a fandom now. It would be a community~ of people who got me and made me a better fangirl. Or it would be a giant, flaming mess. 50/50.

Re: swoosh

[biohazardgirl]

I KNOWWWWWW

WHY ARE THE THINGS I LIKE NEVER BIG THINGS.

On second thought no I never want to see DOB/Michael omegaverse so if the sacrifice is that only three people on the internet ship it with me I respect that.

Oh dear I think we're eating up the comment section. Again.

Do you think case will hound us if we keep providing related links?

Adorable art: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpmtm0Vrnc1qem9f2o1_1280.png

Another fun video DOB/Swaim: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=VK0HY6upC48

And I've seen the whole agent of cracked tag on tumblr now :(

Re: swoosh

[lionessvalenti]

That is my new favorite fanvid on youtube.

Re: swoosh

[lionessvalenti]

Aha, this is why my fic got hits today! I appreciate the link! And I hope it's the good one, or at least good enough for people who are apparently desperate for a fandom.

Re: swoosh

[anonymouslyyours]

No you're good! You're fantastic! I'm genuinely impressed by how much fun your fic is. I'm definitely going to check out your other stuff. Funnily enough BHG and I were talking about Torchwood yesterday and I was thinking I should poke around its ao3 tag this weekend. Serendipituous!

And the other fic has its own charm :)

I was just working from mobile with crappy wifi and couldn't load either link last night to be absolutely sure I remembered which was which. Sorry!