[ SECRET POST #2157 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2157 ⌋

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[2 Broke Girls]


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03.
[Love Actually]


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04.
[Me and My Dick]


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05.
[Journey Into Mystery]


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06.
[cracked.com]


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[Ryan Kwanten/L4D2]


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[Whispering Corridors, Memento Mori, The Wishing Stairs]


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[The Walking Dead (game)]


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10.
[Kuragehime]


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[Thor]


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[Bartimaeus]


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[The Sentinel]


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[The Mentalist and The Addams Family]


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15.
[Skyfall]


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[Generator Rex]


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[Partners]


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Comments

Masturbation: How often do you do it?

[(Anonymous)]

For me, just about every day. Sometimes twice a day if I'm feeling in the mood.

just kinda curious here

Re: Masturbation: How often do you do it?

[(Anonymous)]

1-3 a month

I'm a girl though, I don't know how common it is, only that -from what I've heard- it's usually not as frequent as in men?

Re: Masturbation: How often do you do it?

[fingalsanteater]

Pretty much every day. A couple of times a week I masturbate two or three times a day.

Re: Masturbation: How often do you do it?

[pantswarrior]

I never did it at all until I realized that this was apparently really weird. That was when I was 25. Tried it a few times, was not impressed, was in fact rather bored, haven't bothered for years.

[(Anonymous)]

certain weeks? every day if not twice a day

other weeks? not at all

it also varies by season. generally I'd say 15-20 days out of 30 there's a good chance of it happening and sometimes I plan my evening schedule to accommodate

Re: Masturbation: How often do you do it?

[diet_poison]

I don't.

(I don't really feel like I'm missing anything either - and I am definitely a sexual person. idk)

Re: Masturbation: How often do you do it?

[(Anonymous)]

Going anon because this is... maybe sad.

Five or six times at day, usually.

Re: Masturbation: How often do you do it?

[(Anonymous)]

Probably 7 or 8 days a month -- anywhere from 1 to 4 times in those days.

Re: Masturbation: How often do you do it?

[(Anonymous)]

Almost daily for me too. I would be masturbating right now except my neighbors are home and I get paranoid about the loudness of my vibe.

Is it bad that 90% of the reason I want to buy a house is so I can masturbate without having to worry about thin walls?

Re: Masturbation: How often do you do it?

[(Anonymous)]

depends on how good of a grip I have on my self control, since I'm trying to cut back, buuut typically 2-5 days a week, often multiple times in the same night.

And I'm female, just so this doesn't seem like a "guy thing."

Re: Masturbation: How often do you do it?

[(Anonymous)]

I had never masturbated till about a year ago. Since then, almost daily. Apparently orgasms are fun.

Re: Masturbation: How often do you do it?

[(Anonymous)]

When I wake up and before I go to sleep, plus whenever I get horny. So, probably 2-5 times a day, except when I'm on my period, and then only in the shower.

Re: Masturbation: How often do you do it?

[(Anonymous)]

A couple of times a year. I mostly do it to relax, so it isn't all that much a sexual thing for me.

Re: Masturbation: How often do you do it?

[anonymouslyyours]

Whenever I want.

Once in the mornings. It's a pick-me-up. A second could put me back to sleep.

Wildly varying at night. Sometimes I'll knock out two or three and be done. Others I'll have multiple sessions with one or two orgasms each.

Around my period all bets are off. A few times I didn't want to masturbate at all. Other times I'll masturbate until it hurts something.

Sometimes in the winter I masturbate because orgasms warm my feet. Only one?

Re: Masturbation: How often do you do it?

[(Anonymous)]

Almost always before I go to sleep, and with a 75% likelihood when I wake up in the mornings (depending on how late I'm running for things).

Re: Masturbation: How often do you do it?

[(Anonymous)]

not that often because most of the times that i'm home, my roommate's home too, and i feel weird about masturbating if i'm not home alone. so it ends up being like once every couple weeks. when i worked part time and had the place to myself more it was like once or twice a week. and also i need to buy batteries for my vibrator

Re: Masturbation: How often do you do it?

[(Anonymous)]

Daily, but there are times when I might go as long as a week without masturbating. If I'm stressed or my period is due in a day or two, I might do it as much as 5 times a day. I also do it whenever I have a headache. I have to force my body to do it, but masturbating takes the edge off the headache more often than not and the actual orgasm can kill the headache entirely. If I have a migraine, I masturbate but not to orgasm because the orgasm would make things a gajillionbazillion times worse.

Re: Masturbation: How often do you do it?

[(Anonymous)]

Twice a day at least. Three or four if I wake up frustrated because I woke up before a sex dream finished and I got to orgasm.

Re: Masturbation: How often do you do it?

[segnung]

Either on my own or with someone else, I pretty much have to get off 1 - 3 times a day, everyday. Sometimes more than that, depending.

Re: Masturbation: How often do you do it?

[(Anonymous)]

Roughly once a week. Some weeks not at all, and sometimes more often. If had some nicer toys, I'd probably do it more often.

Re: Masturbation: How often do you do it?

[(Anonymous)]

Usually I do it about once a month. In the past few years I've found myself getting really horny about a week before my period starts, so it's usually during that time. I try to enjoy it, but then I realize what the bouts of horniness means, and I get bummed.

Re: Masturbation: How often do you do it?

[(Anonymous)]

Once a month. Maybe less. Used to be every week or so a couple years ago. I'm one of those anons from the other day who gets horny during their period, but I really don't like doing it then. Too messy.

Also am I the only one who doesn't use a vibrator? Tried it a couple times and didnt like it. :(

Re: Masturbation: How often do you do it?

[(Anonymous)]

3 or 4 times a month - when I'm ovulating and right before I menstruate.

Re: Masturbation: How often do you do it?

[(Anonymous)]

Usually every day, but then I'll go weeks without doing it at all.

Re: Masturbation: How often do you do it?

[(Anonymous)]

Couple of times a day at least, really. Usually when I wake up and then when I go to bed. This is... not counting random sticking-hand-down-my-pants moments, which happens like 22423492 times a day.

I cannot fathom going more than a whole day without it so... yeah. Some of these replies are SO strange to me. Orgasms are like basic meals to me, I need at least ONE a day.