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⌈ Secret Post #2157 ⌋

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[2 Broke Girls]

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[Love Actually]

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[Me and My Dick]

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[Journey Into Mystery]

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[cracked.com]

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[Ryan Kwanten/L4D2]

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[Whispering Corridors, Memento Mori, The Wishing Stairs]

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[The Walking Dead (game)]

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[Kuragehime]

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[Thor]

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[Bartimaeus]

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[The Sentinel]

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[The Mentalist and The Addams Family]

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[Skyfall]

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[Generator Rex]

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[Partners]

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Is there an actual term for a black-haired person? When I was in like third grade and blonde jokes were all the rage in my school, I once heard someone use "blackhead", but somehow I doubt that's actually what people say.

...and it's their lunch break. They sit on the top scaffold with their lunch boxes, and the brunette opens hers to find a turkey sandwich. "Ugh, turkey again?" she laments. "I swear, if I open this lunch box tomorrow and find another turkey sandwich, I'm going to throw myself off this building."

Next to her, the redhead opens her lunch to find a bologna sandwich. "Ugh, not bologna," she groans. "If I find a bologna sandwich in my lunch tomorrow, then so help me I'm just going to jump right off this building."

Meanwhile, the blonde has opened her own lunch and grimaces in disgust. "Tuna? I am so sick of tuna! I've had tuna every day since I started this job! If I get a tuna sandwich for lunch tomorrow, I honestly might just leap off the top of this building."

The next day, the three workers all open their lunches. The brunette has a turkey sandwich, the redhead has bologna, and the blonde has tuna, yet again. In despair, they all jump off the high-rise and splatter on the pavement.

At the funeral, their spouses are inconsolable. "If only I'd known she was that fed up with turkey," sobbed the first, "I never would have packed it for her that day!"

"Oh, and if only I'd known she was so tired of bologna," cried the second, "I'd have given her something different for lunch that day!"

They turn to the blonde's spouse, who stops sniffling long enough to say:

"Don't look at me. She always packed her own lunches!"

Blackhead? lawl. I think you can say "raven"?

I've seen people lump in blackhaired people with brunettes.

I've always heard that joke with the genders reversed. That is, the MEN jump off the building, and their wives lament their poor choice of lunchmeats.

I think that anon changed the wording on purpose.

I appreciate it because it allowed me to picture them all as lesbian couples. -u-

When I was in girl scouts and some girls did a skit with a blonde, brunette, and a black-haired girl (our troop didn't have any redheads), they came up with "negrette." I can see people assuming the wrong thing about that, though.

"negrette"

you guys were so precious <3

Maybe the blonde wasn't stupid, but tired of living and looking for a way to not die alone.

oh you

Sounds like a neat idea for a story tbh.

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