[ SECRET POST #2161 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2161 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 098 secrets from Secret Submission Post #309.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: Cabin the Woods spoilers...

[mekkio]

No, this is the scenario where no matter what, you are going to die. No one is going to be saved. You only get to choose how you will go out.

That's why I chose the robot. A quick swipe of the buzzsaw and my head is gone. I won't even see it coming. No pain. Unlike The Doctors who butcher people for seemingly kicks and giggles. Or the giant snake where you are slowly being digested. Ew.

Re: Cabin the Woods spoilers...

[(Anonymous)]

OH right. Well, zombies then, I guess? Assuming transforming into a zombie is akin to just dying. Hope that's not too horrible.

The thing about the robot though is that you would have to be in a specific position for something like that to happen. Unless you were the first one that dies quickly and suddenly and then you friends are like "OH FUCK" and realize shit just got real. If that doesn't happen, statistically it probably won't, then you have a robot that you WILL hear clomping around the house, you get to watch your friend's limbs and fingers get chopped off, and you get to try and damage something nearly unbreakable. All while losing limbs yourself. Who's to say after that the robot will kill you quickly? The Ancient Ones seem to admire spectacle, it's probably more inclined to hack at your ankles and then cut at your abdomen until you bleed out. Screaming.

I HATED THE FUCKING ROBOT OKAY.

Re: Cabin the Woods spoilers...

[mekkio]

Well, when you put it that way. No robot!

I can't think of any other monster that might give you a quick death.

The Buckners might just drop an axe in your skull but then they might prolong your death because the are a zombie redneck torture family after all. They get off on pain. At least the men do with their "husband bulges."

I don't want the Dolls. They tie people up and burn them. Fornicus is another one who likes to torture. That...tree...pass.

Man, there is no easy death in this movie. But then, that's the point.