[ SECRET POST #2162 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2162 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 081 secrets from Secret Submission Post #309.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

I CAN'T STOP

[insanenoodlyguy]

Well, he frot with the goblins
He bungholed a troll!!
He diddled with Gollum!!!
A cock ring he stole!!!
He was pissed on by wolves,
Felched in the forest,
Raped in a barrel from the elf-king's halls!!!!!!!

BIBLO! (Bilbo) BILBO BAGGINS
HE'S ONLY THREE FEET TALLLL
BIBLO! (Bilbo) BILBO BAGGINS
GREATEST WING NOOK FUCKER OF THEM ALLLL!

Re: I CAN'T STOP

[fingalsanteater]

I demand you sing this and record it now. Right now.

Also, now I'm incredibly turned on.

THIS IS AWFUL

[insanenoodlyguy]

Normally I try to have the music, but no vocal-less version of this exists, and I am not pulling a Chris-Chan.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bxaU6HoJNY

You only get one take of this.

NOT SO MUCH

[fingalsanteater]

Bravo. And you did the "dunuhnuh" parts too!

NO THIS IS BRILLIANT

[darth_vader]

I can't stop laughing! Thank you, kind sir.

STANDING OVATION, MY GOOD MAN!

[agentcthulhu]

Re: I CAN'T STOP

[insolentwitch]

This made me laugh so hard I need my inhaler.

Re: I CAN'T STOP

[(Anonymous)]

I can't decide if the fact that I'm hearing this in Leonard Nimoy's voice is horrifying or awesome.

Re: I CAN'T STOP

[insanenoodlyguy]

I thought about trying to sing like leonard nimoy, but it sounds bad enough as it is.

Re: I CAN'T STOP

[tabaqui]

But where are all the 'Bored of the Rings' jokes?

Re: I CAN'T STOP

[insanenoodlyguy]

... you lost me. This sir, is about wing fucking.

Re: I CAN'T STOP

[tabaqui]

Indeed. But with a character called Dildo, it has to figure in *somehow*.

Re: I CAN'T STOP

[(Anonymous)]

Everyone is too busy eating Spam to join in?