[ SECRET POST #2176 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2176 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Sorry for late, busy day.

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 075 secrets from Secret Submission Post #311.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

10. http://i46.tinypic.com/2uy5emg.png

[(Anonymous)]

What. The. Fuck.

[(Anonymous)]

This made me laugh. Amazing.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh god, I can't get the similarity in faces out of my head. Now I'm imagining an AU where Draco Malfoy fled the wizarding world to become Eminem.

[ypsilon42]

Why is that a secret? It's not even something the OP did, just something the fandom (allegedly) did?

That aside, it's also very hilarious. And utterly nonsensical. (I mean, WTF? Malfoy never wrote poetry, let alone raps. And if you consider background and family it makes even less sense...)

[(Anonymous)]

HDU! You KNOW that OFF SCREEN, Draco was TOTES a TORTURED poet! It's not because that WHORE Jane 'Kay Rowlings (sponsoring ABORTIONS in CHINA!) hid it from us that Draco was not A LITERARY GENIUS, GRYFFINDORK!!!

- a Slytherfen

[(Anonymous)]

(How on earth can I get gifs to show up on this comm?)

[(Anonymous)]

Option 1) get a Dreamwidth account

Option 2) use the table background code when anoning:
[table background="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcgt558PSx1r3zat8.gif" width="245" height="165"][/table]

[intrigueing]

whut

[(Anonymous)]

lolwut HP fandom was insane back in the day

thanks for the laugh!

(Tip: Next time, try not to use red text, it's difficult to read.)

[insanenoodlyguy]

Yeah, I see it.

[al28894]

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE. Now my Eminem/Flandre rap can never sound the same again WITH THIS IN MY HEAD!!1!1

Okay, seriously though, this secret made me laugh. Thanks OP!

All leather-pantsing Malfoy ex-fangirls, raise your hands!

[(Anonymous)]

Anyone? Anyone? Come on, I'm sure some of you were like that when you were younger!

Re: All leather-pantsing Malfoy ex-fangirls, raise your hands!

[fingalsanteater]

I don't know if I fit the definition of that kind of fangirl, but I've enjoyed a good leather pantsing in my day.

Re: All leather-pantsing Malfoy ex-fangirls, raise your hands!

[perfidiousfate]

I never leather-pantsed Malfoy, but I used to leather-pants Sauron, I think.

This is not Eminem but it is my favorite Slytherin rap fanvid

[lunabee34]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BWUm7qORVY

[silverau]

Not sure why this is a secret, but that's funny. XD

[(Anonymous)]

I lol'd. Otoh, they're both racist Whitey unlikely successful McFail Buckets, so there is something to it.

Otoh, shitting myself at the "dark poet" bit.

[(Anonymous)]

Sont fou, les Franch!

[diet_poison]

ahahaha srsly

[(Anonymous)]

best

[(Anonymous)]

good grief, is THAT where the idea came from? I distinctly remember reading a fic (in English) where Malfoy ran away to the Muggle world and became Eminem. GoF days at the latest, I believe.

[(Anonymous)]

...it's really, really bad that now I want Code Lyoko meta-fic involving Odd getting VERY INDIGNANT when nobody agrees with him about this, isn't it?

[la_petite_singe]

I think we all have some embarrassing Draco fangirl moments in our past, don't we. Something about that kid just inspires awkward madness.

[(Anonymous)]

Now having flashbacks to the French side of Harry Potter fandom on FF.Net.
Christ how lucky I was to never like 'Drago' Malefoy.