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fandomsecrets2012-12-23 03:02 pm
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fuck SAO
But all I see around me is love for this garbage and Gary Kirito Godmod Stu and his waifu. Am I the only one who thought it was absolute tripe? Do my friends just have horrible taste in anime?
T_T
One of my pet peeves (out of many): how basically all the characters ignored the fact that the guy who coded the game was a mass murderer, and went on about his castles in the sand or someshit. I would never trust any bit of code that guy wrote ever again, personally.
I bet there'll be a season 2 but omg please let there not be
Re: fuck SAO
(Anonymous) 2012-12-23 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)Re: fuck SAO
(Anonymous) 2012-12-24 02:52 am (UTC)(link)Re: fuck SAO
(Anonymous) 2012-12-24 05:22 am (UTC)(link)Re: fuck SAO
But you can watch Asuna cooking for Kirito! There are several episodes about that.
Re: fuck SAO
(Anonymous) 2012-12-23 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)Still, I'll keep watching, because the only other series I know about online games is .hack//whatever, and that's been digging its own grave for years.
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Just linked him this thread. This will be interesting.
(I haven't seen SAO, or decided whether I'm going to watch it, yet)
Re: fuck SAO
To the point where you have Kirito fighting other people over her right to go off campaigning, while she hides behind him.
The second arc features a villian who repeatedly sexually molests her (while keeping her in a golden cage), and threatens rape. He finally starts to implement it when he has Kirito there, watching. The helpless Kirito wails, "Is this my punishment?"
There's also some molestation by tentacle monsters, a whole incestuous romantic subplot with his underage sister whose boobs are repeatedly fanservice'd up for the camera, and a whole harem full of girls (read: every girl in the series) who just can't keep their hands off Kirito. Who has episodes deveoted to his rescue of each and every one of them.
Re: fuck SAO
(Anonymous) 2012-12-23 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)Re: fuck SAO
(Anonymous) 2012-12-24 12:04 am (UTC)(link)Re: fuck SAO
(Anonymous) 2012-12-24 02:57 am (UTC)(link)Re: fuck SAO
Asuna accepts this, yes?
Despite the fact that Asuna is supposedly a strong fighter, much more is made of her RAD COOKING SKILLS. Seriously, like three episodes are devoted to her cooking for Kirito. It's so precious.
And then in the second arc the main villian repeatedly threatens our Innocent Virgin with rape. He's finally on the way to proper sexual molestation - in front of Kirito, of course, because otherwise it would have no meaning. Watching helplessly, Kirito cries, in heartfelt pain, "IS THIS MY PUNISHMENT???"
so beautiful ;_;
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In the second half of the series they go into another game, and all of Kirito's super stats get transferred, ensuring our pwecious Hero doesn't have to go through all that n00b grinding crap and is 10X stronger than everybody else from the get-go.
And Asuna gets to be sexually molested the entire time. You made a wise choice, leaving this trainwreck.