[ SECRET POST #2185 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2185 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 034 secrets from Secret Submission Post #312.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

03. http://i.imgur.com/BPDVL.png

[insanenoodlyguy]

They need a fucking car accident to sort some shit out.

Not for them,you understand. The rest of those freeloaders. They need to die screaming in pain as glass bleeds them out and fire scores their unworthy flesh from the earth.

It's for the sake of the world. I'm a good person!

[(Anonymous)]

FOAD

[visp]

C'mon, dude. Female celebrities already get more than enough enough weird perverts going on about how they all should die horribly. It's not edgy, just creepy.

[kruger]

idk if you're being sarcastic :(

[(Anonymous)]

He does this on every kpop secret because of some old secret where someone said they wished some group who broke up got into a car accident and realized how much they meant to each other and reunited but that didn't make them a bad person.

[kruger]

ohhh i see, thanks for the info

there should be more snsd secrets bc i want an excuse to post tiffany gifs everywhere

[(Anonymous)]

Why doesn't he let the joke go? How many people even remember the source?

[(Anonymous)]

vOv We'd like to know, too.

[chardmonster]

I hope the joke gets into a car accident so people appreciate it more

[(Anonymous)]

Wait a sec!

If a K-pop secret collided with a sexism secret, and Chard posted a comment that was just begging for Noodles to pull out his "misogynist" routine, would the two collide to make Noodles hope that Chard gets into a car accident so that she'll appreciate him more?!

[insanenoodlyguy]

when that happens we just get somebody else into a car accident and make passionate fuck over the wreckage to the sounds of the dying.

It's usually women. Cars are sexist.

[chardmonster]

That's bigoted, Noodle. Cars aren't sexist, it's that roads are patriarchal.

Anyway we can only fuck on truck wreckage since I realized I'm hemiromantic.

[insanenoodlyguy]

Any Asian pop secret. I'm not a bigot.

[kruger]

lol i'm glad you're not a sone

[shinyhappypanic]

I'm fine with them honestly. it's UEE I want to graduate