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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2012-12-29 02:53 pm

[ SECRET POST #2188 ]


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Inappropriate Attractions

(Anonymous) 2012-12-29 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
We all probably have some celebrity we fancy whom we'd be embarrassed to own up to. But does anybody have a "type" that's their guilty secret?

Re: Inappropriate Attractions

(Anonymous) 2012-12-29 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Really dark skinned black people, especially when they're wearing white or gold. Gender doesn't matter, I just think they're just so pretty (unless there are dreads, I'm not fond of dreads).

/is a white girl, so will never admit this off anon

Re: Inappropriate Attractions

(Anonymous) 2012-12-29 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Fat chicks with big tits.

S!B telling someone you think they're hot because they're fat is one of those No Man's Land conversational areas.

Re: Inappropriate Attractions

(Anonymous) 2012-12-29 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
How're you doing? ;)

Re: Inappropriate Attractions

(Anonymous) 2012-12-30 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
+1

Re: Inappropriate Attractions

(Anonymous) 2012-12-29 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Much older women. Like, fully twice my age or more. It seems it's not such an outre thing to admit to an attraction to men who are 'silver foxes', but gay crushes on older women - not so much.

Re: Inappropriate Attractions

(Anonymous) 2012-12-29 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Me too. My seceret celebrity crushes include Helen Mirren and Judi Dench.
dimestoresaint: Benson and Stabler (Default)

Re: Inappropriate Attractions

[personal profile] dimestoresaint 2012-12-29 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Me too, OP.

Re: Inappropriate Attractions

[personal profile] anonymouslyyours 2012-12-29 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Dumb but sweet jocks with tramp stamps who have really homoerotic relationships with their best friends.

Re: Inappropriate Attractions

(Anonymous) 2012-12-29 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Thor?

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Re: Inappropriate Attractions

(Anonymous) 2012-12-29 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Troy from Community after a visit to a tattoo parlour? B-)
biohazardgirl: (Default)

Re: Inappropriate Attractions

[personal profile] biohazardgirl 2012-12-30 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
I HAVE NO REAL RESPONSE TO THIS.

BUT OMG HELLO. HI. HOWDY.

CHAMELEON IT IS GOOD TO SEE YOU.

Re: Inappropriate Attractions

(Anonymous) 2012-12-30 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
Alex O'Loughlin comes to mind... http://embitca.hubpages.com/hub/Alex-OLoughlin-Tattoos

Re: Inappropriate Attractions

(Anonymous) 2012-12-29 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Well I'm in my 20s, and I find Alan Rickman even more attractive after seeing him naked in Gambit.

Apparently, according to all my friends who loved him as Snape, that wasn't supposed to happen.
omorka: (Fargo Not Fair)

Re: Inappropriate Attractions

[personal profile] omorka 2012-12-29 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Sycophantic but competent beta males with blatant man-crushes on their male bosses/social superiors. Bonus points if they're (a) shorter than their boss, (b) smarter than their boss (or at least their equal, if the boss is also supposed to be hypercompetent), and/or (c) unlucky.

I don't know why, other than the instant!woobie factor. Guys like this in RL mostly just make me want to smack them around.

Re: Inappropriate Attractions

(Anonymous) 2012-12-30 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
So you're attracted to Waylon Smithers?

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Re: Inappropriate Attractions

[personal profile] iceyred 2012-12-30 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
I lean towards tall, dark, dressed in black leather, and carrying a sword. Duncan McCloud, Xena, Guy of Gisborne, dwarves, etc. There is a woeful lack of tall, dark, leather-clad, weapon wielding men in my life.

I'm also smitten with Sean Harris. Not the jerkass who wants us to beat kids. I'm talking about the actor who plays Micheletto on 'The Borgias' and was in Prometheus. There is a woeful lack of him in my life as well.

Re: Inappropriate Attractions

(Anonymous) 2012-12-30 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
But dwarves aren't tall (except relative to each other)!

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Re: Inappropriate Attractions

(Anonymous) 2012-12-30 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
Short, kind of baby-faced, slightly pudgy guys. Bonus points if they have curly hair.

... so, basically hobbits minus the feet. *hides face*

Re: Inappropriate Attractions

(Anonymous) 2012-12-30 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
Stereotypically bad (alpha) boys/girls, think leather jackets, tattoos/piercings, the whole works.

Re: Inappropriate Attractions

(Anonymous) 2012-12-30 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
Chubby guys in general. My incredible attraction to Adam Devine (Bumper) in Pitch Perfect cannot be quantified. And I'm pretty sure I'm going to download Here Comes The Boom secretly just to see Kevin James shirtless. NO ONE CAN KNOW. Lol.

Re: Inappropriate Attractions

(Anonymous) 2012-12-30 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
Guys with girlfriends who try to hook up with me. WHY does this happen so often? WHY DAMN IT.

I feel like a teenager again

(Anonymous) 2012-12-30 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
I thought I had finally gotten over my anime/bishounen/androgynous men phase, but then, bam! Genesis Rhapsodos. He was modeled after Gackt, for reference.

(...At least it's not Sephiroth?)

Also, ladies with pretty pretty long hair (The Condesce from Homestuck, for example... that scene with the tons of hair in [S] Prince of Heart: Rise up *_*)

Re: Inappropriate Attractions

(Anonymous) 2012-12-30 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
Older, intelligent, slightly condescending, cool-headed, witty, well-dressed, and evil. Gender doesn't really matter so long as they look good in a wicked smirk and a well-tailored suit.
(It's the 'evil' part that might be mildly inappropriate. I suppose the rest of this is fairly conventional, all things considered.)

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(Anonymous) 2012-12-30 11:30 am (UTC)(link)
Guys who would probably be considered too feminine for most people, particularly if it's not in a way that's meant to be attractive (so, not "bishonen" or "rock star with long hair and eyeliner"). It has to be their personality too, not just their looks. Oh, and it helps if they're kind of prissy and easily embarrassed and kind of ineffectual.