[ SECRET POST #2190 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2190 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

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Comments

Re: New Year's Resolutions!

[(Anonymous)]

and masturbate? Damn girl (or guy).

Re: New Year's Resolutions!

[(Anonymous)]

Have you never had a Day of Masturbation before? It's terribly good fun! You get a bit tender after a while but you just need to lubricate and carry on regardless... and then you just stop noticing it :)

Re: New Year's Resolutions!

[chardmonster]

This is the saddest thing I have ever read that is not about genocide

Re: New Year's Resolutions!

[anonymouslyyours]

But this is absolutely a genocide! Imagine all those poor defenseless sperm gasping for pussy without even a chance at conception!

LIFE BEGINS IN A SWEATY BALLSACK!

Re: New Year's Resolutions!

[insanenoodlyguy]

PUT.

THE.

DICK.

DOWN.

Re: New Year's Resolutions!

[anonymouslyyours]

I need to know who you are advocating we euthanize before I decide if I'm going to pearl clutch or join you in blood thirsty rallying.

Re: New Year's Resolutions!

[insanenoodlyguy]

wrong kind. They literally need to stop tugging it.

But if they don't, yes. Anybody who has a day of masturbation might need to be euthanized.