[ SECRET POST #2191 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2191 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 048 secrets from Secret Submission Post #313.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

EEEWWWWWW I did not even know beard fetishes were a thing.

Anyway, why would s/he assume no would would write beard-fetish stuff for The Hobbit specifically? There are a lot of beards in that movie.

I mean, I wouldn't expect beard fetish fic because I didn't know beard fetishes existed, and I doubt it's common. But if someone was going to write it, it makes sense that they'd write it for a movie with a lot of bearded characters.

[lunabee34]

I think all the things are Things at this point.

We learn below that it's not beards, but if it had been, perhaps OP might have been worried that no one else shares the beard love. IDK

[(Anonymous)]

Dude, what do you have against beards? Beards are awesome.

[velvet_mace]

Hells bells yes. Especially those beards. Did you see them? They are fucking glorious!.

You sicko punks.

[(Anonymous)]

Reveling in your depravity... I feel sick to my stomach. Someday you'll all get yours.

(http://fi.somethingawful.com/is/img125/8600/beard17vk.jpg)
(http://livingbetweenwednesdays.com/wp-content/uploads/image/Johnathan/misc/doom%20patrol/beard%20hunter2.jpg)

Re: You sicko punks.

[velvet_mace]

That's... that's really quite ... so he kidnaps men and shaves them against their will? That's actually pretty kinky.

Re: You sicko punks.

[(Anonymous)]

T-that's not fair! You're just making it sound d-dirty!




(whoops, borked the html last post... and save that he actually kills them before shaving, pretty much [from Doom Patrol])

[(Anonymous)]

I'm against beards because you should be ~out and proud~!

[(Anonymous)]

YESSSS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYi24D9lHqc

(quite sfw but turn your speakers down some because it gets loud)

[(Anonymous)]

Beeeeeeeeeeeards <3