[ SECRET POST #2194 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2194 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[The Hobbit]


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03.
[Good Omens / Girls Next Door]


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05.
[The Hobbit, Thorin Oakenshield]


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07. [SPOILERS for Wreck-it Ralph]
http://www.abload.de/img/974137-king_candywrecfbk7z.png
[linked because porn, illustrated]


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08. [SPOILERS for The Office]



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09. [SPOILERS for Monsters, Inc.]



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10. [SPOILERS for The Hobbit]



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11. [WARNING for incest]



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12. [WARNING for suicide]

[One Direction]


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13. [WARNING for shotacon]



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14. [WARNING for sexual harassment?]



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15. [WARNING for depression, suicide]



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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #313.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[elaminator]

Me too. You couldn't not feel like a badass whilst wearing them.

(I really want Thorin's clothes in particular; they're just fantastic. I'd wear that shit everywhere. ...Okay, not practicable but they're so cool.)

[(Anonymous)]

+1

Lemme walk you through my thought processes with the Thorin secret a bit further down:

SWORD!!!

Clothes...oh my the clothes.

SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD

Dude still looks like he's tall; I hope they managed to use less handwavium here than tbey did in LOTR (with only two notable exceptions that stand out in my head)

Seriously, is that his actual hair (something about the grey at the temples.

Dude! That sword WINS AT LIFE MAN.

/mythoughtprocessesletmeshowuthem

[elaminator]

Your thought process resembles my own, except it includes less lustful thoughts.

His sword IS awesome, but as awesome as Orcrist is, I think his axe is super hot as well. Which I can't find a decent picture of because Orcrist is in all of them. BOO! (But yea, he really knows how to handle a sword. >.> ... His actual sword.)

He is tall, for a dwarf. I think... I'm trying to find this concept art with their heights but I'm failing.

IDK about the hair...I would expect not, but the grey is gorgeous to me. (Then again I've always found grey hair attractive.)

[ryttu3k]

I don't have it on hand, but I remember his height - 4'10.5". (Which I remember only because he's the exact same height as me.) The only dwarf that's taller is Dwalin, at 4'11".

[hitchhike]

He's 5'2 in movieverse. I think. I forgot where I read that.

[elaminator]

Oh, I had thought he was about 5'1. At least I was close!

I really need to find that concept art...

[ryttu3k]

Huh, okay, my source was movieverse too - it was a chart released by WETA as a reference which had all the dwarves' heights, compared to the actors' heights. It couldn't have been bookverse, because the dwarves (and Hobbits) got a height upgrade - the dwarves were meant to be around four feet at the tallest, and Bilbo's height was listed as 4'2" - only three inches taller than Bullroarer Took, and closer to the same height that Merry and Pippin got after drinking a ton of Entdraught.

Anyway, found the chart.

[ryttu3k]

This one?

[elaminator]

Yes! And I only saw the dwarven half of this, so you've been a huge help to me! I spent at least 30 minutes looking for this last night, lol. Thanks! (I'd leave you a hug gif if I was at my computer, but I'm not. So just imagine one here.)

This art is fantastic, too. Mmm.

[ryttu3k]

Not a problem :D I found it really interesting! (And holy SHIT Saruman is tall.)

[mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com]

Not his hair, but the beard is.