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I found this while checking AO3 bookmarks. Just when I had become convinced nothing in fandom could squick me out anymore I saw the summary and tag. Worm breeding. How could I resist a glee fic tagged with that? It's even more spectacular than you're imagining.

What is worm breeding you may ask? There's a type of worm that nests in the host animal's anus, grows to maturity, then lays its eggs inside the host. The worm is highly prized for bedroom fun because it stimulates the prostate.

Oh yeah it's incest and dub/non-con and creepy as hell or whatever.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/477286/chapters/828381

Of course, me being the weirdo I am, my biggest moment of wtf is when the author claims to have no idea what an anal worm could possibly survive off of.

Oh my god I didn't see that it was glee until I clicked it I'm laughing so hard

Ahahahahahahhahaaahah

Me too.

Burt seems just like the worm breeding type, yes?

How, um, delightful.

I don't know what it says about me that I realized it had to be glee before clicking xD

You know, not much squicks me. I like a/b/o fic and everything that entails. I don't have a problem with non-con or incest or watersports or whatever.

BUT WORMS. IN YOUR ASS. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Pretty much my reaction. All I could think of was cat butt with worms.

Why does fandom continue to surprise me in all the worst possible ways.

there was about a month on the kinkmeme where several of these mostly Kurt/Burt showed up. Though one was Kurt/Blaine.

idk apparently someones kink was having a worm live in Kurt's ass.

ykinmk and all that

And I thought the cannibalism prompts on my fandom's kink meme were bad...

Sherlock?

One thing that I just cannot handle is bugs in people. Bugs on their own, whatever. But in people, no. No way. Not at all. Not in real life, not in fic, not in my brain.

I can't with bugs at all, I will run away shrieking in the other direction, but in people? HELL NO. That right there is the stuff of ~nightmares~.

Re: TW: do not read ever. GLORIOUSLY WTF FIC

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I so agree to this! Seriously.

But each to his/her own I guess...

You need to Google Blowfly Girl. Go on. Live a little!

I should be disgusted and horrified by this, so why I am laughing so hard?

"Burt Hummel is a hobby breeder of anal-pleasure worms and his son is the perfect host."

What is this? I don't even...

I want to vocaroo it.

Well I can't quite top that, but I can try!

http://archiveofourown.org/works/626046

Ginny fucks Harry with her udder.

But, why?

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There's this one scene in the Bel-Dame Apocrypha where a character is tortured by having worms packed into their legs. I didn't think I could read anything worse than that.

This is worse than that.

Dear god why would anyone even write this I don't understand. I get your kink isn't mine BUT SERIOUSLY. WORMS IN THE ASS. WHY.

This is some of the weirdest shit I have ever read. And I have read a lot of weird shit. I salute your weird-shit-finding skills. XD

Is it bad that it didn't even horrify me? I think the internet has jaded me beyond recognition. I feel like I should be worried.

Also, clearly the worm eats the host animal's poop. You may notice the fic makes no mention of taking the thing out for bathroom breaks. It's only logical.

What happens when the worm poops?

So you ARE the worst person ever on fandomsec. And here I thought all your haters were overreacting.

Re: I MADE FANART

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I found it gloriously hot. Maybe because of the comparison to squid tentacles?