[ SECRET POST #2198 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2198 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Nikita]


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03.
[Game of Thrones]


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04.
[Storage Wars Texas]


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05.
[Professor Layton games]


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06.
[The Incredible Hulk]


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07.
[Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance]


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08.
[The Hunger Games]


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[Lost Girl]


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[Kuroko no Basket, K Project, Ookiku Furikabutte]


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11.
[Bust a groove 2]


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12.
[The Hobbit]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 036 secrets from Secret Submission Post #314.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Comments

Re: Fap fantasies (squick warning, detailed watersports - skip to TLDR if you don't want to read it)

[(Anonymous)]

Most common: I'll never admit it non-anon, but watersports turns me on like nothing else I've ever found. Weirdly, though, only with guys (as in, both me and whoever else in the fantasy are males). Dunno why, since this has little to no basis in reality, but I've long since given up on analysing this.

Best: related to the above. Male!me and another guy (sometimes more than one, but usually just one) are taking a road trip, usually with the backstory that we are friends who maybe possibly sort of might be heading into more-than-friends territory. We decide to head off into the middle of nowhere - not so far out that we can't get back, but far enough out that we aren't driving on a highway or anything. We stock up on water, etc, and grab a whole bunch of bottles.

Fast forward half an hour or so. We're bored, and playing a drinking game with the water. We've gone through a couple bottles each, but don't really connect the dots. Fast forward another couple of hours, and we're suddenly realizing why that was a bad idea. Friend tries to fish out an empty bottle from the back to piss in, but the sound and sight is hell on the driver, and since it's Friend's car he doesn't want the driver (sometimes male!me, sometimes Friend 2) to wet himself. They could just get out of the car to pee on the side of the road, but cars go by frequently enough that nobody wants to risk it.

Sometimes we find a secluded spot, sometimes an abandoned building or a truck stop where the toilets are broken/there's only a sink or a drain or something that forces everyone to be in close proximity, sometimes we have to get to a motel where we're staying the night and need to check in - and of course, there's only enough money for one room, which has exactly one toilet, and the showers are all communal and down the hall. Sometimes there's that completely contrived ~coincidence where oh no, someone's full bladder has put pressure on his prostate and now he must whine and pant and get off before he can get relief.

Always it ends with the pair or group realizing, wow, this is hot, you're hot, and then usually kissing and frottage and so on.

TLDR I'm a kinky bitch.

Other favorites:
-ethical slutiness - not necessary any particular one, but the dynamic of sex with anything that can say yes is something I find intriguing. Think Captain Jack Harkness or... um, hmm. I can think of a couple fandom examples, but they're obscure enough that I think they'd belie anonymity....

-bondage to the point of near-immobility, sometimes by consensual!tentacles, sometimes by plain old rope.

-older and more experienced person inducts younger virgin into his/her sex life, usually with overtones of pederasty. Which role I put myself in depends on my mood.

-heavy D/s themes with myself as the submissive. Which, well, given that I'm a sub, no shit, Sherlock.

Weirdest fantasy, though? I dunno, let me think. None of these are really the furthest-out I've gone. Hmm.

Oh, now I remember. For a while I wandered around in the Team Fortress 2 fandom and was fascinated with the idea of using the Medigun fumes to consensually keep someone alive and in stasis while taking them apart (or being taken apart) slowly, muscle by muscle, part by part. No pain, just this quiet reverence for a human body and the fact that the person would be letting me do that, and trusting me that much, or the other way around, was just, oh, oh. It got to me, and I still go back to it when I feel soft and squishy and alone.