[ SECRET POST #2206 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2206 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 043 secrets from Secret Submission Post #315.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 2 - posted twice ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Lock eyes from across the room
Down my drink while the rhythms boom
Take your hand and skip the names
No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the smoke and crowd
The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
Move in close as the lasers fly
Our bodies touch and the angels cry
Leave this place, go back to yours
Our lips first touch outside your doors
A whole night what we've got in store
Whisper in my ear that you want some more
And I

JIZZ. IN. MY PANTS.

[chardmonster]

So do you feel creative when you just post other people's song lyrics

Does it give you a comforting if false sense of community when other people are capable of continuing the song lyrics you type? Because you kind of ruined it just now by typing out so much.

[(Anonymous)]

I think they might have been trying to troll, but they're not doing a very good job of it.

On another note, your icon is terrifying.

[insanenoodlyguy]

If Dany Elfman was a girl, that'd be the face of Oingo Boingo's "I love little boys" right there.

[fingalsanteater]

At least it was better than "FIRST!" They had to take the time to copy and paste the lyrics and formate the last line. A D for effort. (A gentleman's/lady's F, if you will.)

FIRST

[chardmonster]

RESPONSE TO FINGAL






[This shirt exists and is also apparently sold out]

Re: FIRST

[fingalsanteater]

Shouldn't that shirt say "First punch?" Because any one wearing that ought to be.

[(Anonymous)]

Or, you know, maybe they just posted it because they think the song is funny. You might disagree, but that doesn't mean that OP is conspiring to piss you off or feel better than you or some other inane thing.

[chardmonster]

Don't make jokes about lame jokes the joker might feel bad

[mechanosapience]

I fucked a mer-maid!

[(Anonymous)]

Was it wet?

[frankfurter]

NO FUCKING WAY
I GO TO SLEEP EARLY
AND MISS THIS THREAD