[ SECRET POST #2206 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2206 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 043 secrets from Secret Submission Post #315.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 2 - posted twice ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I've spent so much time on the kink meme recently that this is just old news. The picture makes me want to build a hobbit hole of my own to live in. That's lovely.

[elaminator]

I've always wanted to live in a hobbit hole. ...Like Bag End, not Bilbo Baggins' anus.

DREAM HOME!

[(Anonymous)]

...I've never noticed this before, but as soon as you start talking about hobbit holes in the context of Bilbo Baggins' anus Bag End starts to sound a little bit distasteful too.

[(Anonymous)]

Ahahahahahha! I love it!

[elaminator]

Wow, this thread has taught me some unfortunate things.

I love it as well!

[sabotabby]

I love this thread.

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, in that context the name does start to sound like it might have been a bit of a prolapse in judgement.


...I'm sorry.

[elaminator]

No you aren't.

But with 13 dwarves... Well, it would be no surprise, would it?

[(Anonymous)]

I started to type "thank you for making my incredibly shitty day a bit better," and then groaned to myself. But seriously, thanks. I laughed for like ten minutes straight. On the other hand, I blame you guys if I lose my library job the next time some little kid asks for a copy of The Hobbit because I couldn't think of a lie fast enough to explain why I was bright red and wheezing and blurt the truth out.

[elaminator]

Do you work at a 'regular' library? (I ask because you could mean a school library.) As long as you don't put The Hobbit in the erotica section, you'll probably be fine. :p Won't even remember this.

...And if you do, just know that the kid is probably too young to realize that Bilbo had duties other than burgling. Again, unless you explicitly explain, which would be a poor decision...

You could always say your blush is the result of your crush on -insert dwarf here-. I'd buy that. :)

And you are so welcome.