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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2013-01-17 06:47 pm

[ SECRET POST #2207 ]


⌈ Secret Post #2207 ⌋

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Re: bathroom habits

(Anonymous) 2013-01-18 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
You would have to reach down into the toilet and bend your arm at a point that does not contain a natural joint in order to reach. Unless all of the rest of you are going elbow-deep in the toilet bowl.

Re: bathroom habits

(Anonymous) 2013-01-18 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
What? No you don't.

Put your hand under your butt where you are sitting now, palm up. It's pretty easy. That's basically all you have to do. It's very anatomically possible. It's not like you shove your hand down into the toilet bowl and then come back up around, you kinda lean forward and reach back.

Re: bathroom habits

(Anonymous) 2013-01-18 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
DA (OP)

I'll be frank, the only reason I know people do that is because there was an episode of Naruto where he got the shits and that's how he wiped his butt.

And I mean yeah I could do that but it's more comfortable standing.

Re: bathroom habits

(Anonymous) 2013-01-18 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
Different strokes for different folks. I mean, I seriously can't imagine why anyone would care as long as whatever you do is basically effective.

Re: bathroom habits

(Anonymous) 2013-01-18 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
Lmao, do you own some kind of crazy toilet? Seriously, wiping your ass while sitting down isn't that hard.

Re: bathroom habits

(Anonymous) 2013-01-18 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
NA. Haha, what? No, you don't have to reach into the toilet or bend your arm, unless your stomach is somehow hanging in the way.

Re: bathroom habits

(Anonymous) 2013-01-18 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
Where did you come up with this idea? If you can masturbate while sitting you can wipe your own ass while sitting. The distance is not that great, and you seriously don't need extra joints to get there.

Re: bathroom habits

(Anonymous) 2013-01-18 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
From the fact that I can masturbate while sitting but not wipe my ass on a toilet without personal injury.

Re: bathroom habits

(Anonymous) 2013-01-18 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
Is the inside of your toilet ringed with razor wire? I keep trying to figure out how wiping your ass sitting down could cause personal injury and coming up totally blank.

Re: bathroom habits

(Anonymous) 2013-01-18 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. Razor wire. It makes bathroom time fun and exciting.

Re: bathroom habits

(Anonymous) 2013-01-18 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
DA

I LOL'd.

Re: bathroom habits

(Anonymous) 2013-01-18 08:13 am (UTC)(link)
Good god, why?????

Re: bathroom habits

(Anonymous) 2013-01-18 11:55 am (UTC)(link)
If you want to play on newbie level that's fine, but some of us enjoy the challenge.

Re: bathroom habits

(Anonymous) 2013-01-18 08:29 am (UTC)(link)
EXTREME POOPING.

Re: bathroom habits

(Anonymous) 2013-01-18 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
AYRRT

Ok. I just went to the bathroom, and sat on my toilet for a while, trying various things. You have completely lost me. How did you injure yourself trying to wipe while siting on the toilet?

Re: bathroom habits

(Anonymous) 2013-01-18 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
What do you want, a video?

Re: bathroom habits

(Anonymous) 2013-01-18 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
yes? you can keep trousers on, i can't work out what you are doing.

ITT: people asking for pooping videos

(Anonymous) 2013-01-18 03:31 am (UTC)(link)

ITT: Not pooping videos, man, ass-wiping demonstrations.

(Anonymous) 2013-01-18 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
We're classy here at f!s, okay?

ITT: Classy ass-wiping demonstrations.

(Anonymous) 2013-01-18 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry about that. It has been corrected.