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[ SECRET POST #2213 ]

⌈ Secret Post #2213 ⌋

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How will it go down? I'm a barista so kinda boring tbh, probably overdone too.

I take care of babies all day. That is not a porno plot. Unless I guess single parent deal? Still, babies.

There's a porno plot there, but it would land you in prison.

I take care of animals all day, so I think we're in a similar boat.

I take care of adult babies all day

There fixed

I'm a librarian. It's already been written once or twice. -_-;

Bookstore shelver...variation on a theme.

I'm a civil engineer. :) So, the awful pick up would probably go something like this:

"Oh baby, I love a road with curves."
"Honey, you know you've never seen a slide rule this big."
"This program can't even handle the traffic you're going to get in that orange vest."

And, naturally, the sex would take place on a desk. After it's been cleaned off, of course, because they have to turn those plans in tomorrow. The people in the next cubicle would be telling them to keep it down because they're on a conference call, and at least one person would be moaning "You're the BEST at AutoCAD! My ex is going to be so jealous!"

Then they have to cut it short because they accidentally rebooted their computer, and they hadn't finished that project evaluation report.

And...end scene.

this definitely made me laugh as an engineer too.

Re: If you could make a porno out of your job..

(Anonymous) - 2013-01-24 01:56 (UTC) - Expand

I write articles on for companies on the internet. So it would mostly be me with my laptop on my elbows and knees, typing away while getting slammed from behind doggy-style.

I don't think red ink is sexy.

You might not, but other people might. Who are you to judge?

Re: If you could make a porno out of your job..

dethtoll - 2013-01-24 01:21 (UTC) - Expand

Re: If you could make a porno out of your job..

(Anonymous) - 2013-01-24 02:14 (UTC) - Expand

Let's see. With my particular job, we could do phone sex, public sex in a cubical, sex with a boss (which would also be semi-public). Not with my particular job, but you could also do dubcon and coercive noncon porn. "I'll let you off easy if you fuck me," (or vice versa) kind of porn.

...I work in a kitchen, in the dish pit and food prep, so food play/grossness play? (Is that a thing?).

Also, probably something involving the white shirts we have to wear, and spray hoses. Maybe the porno would start out with a woman in a white work shirt, but no shirt underneath, and a bright red/black lace bra getting sprayed with the hose? IDK, I’m bad at this. >_>;;

Re: If you could make a porno out of your job..

metal_equine - 2013-01-24 15:57 (UTC) - Expand

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loracarol - 2013-01-24 22:01 (UTC) - Expand

Sexy worker's compensation adjuster (though I'm a clerk right now so it would be like, SEXY MAKING COPIES AND OPENING/STAMPLING MAIL AND DATA ENTRY)

Re: If you could make a porno out of your job..

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Re: If you could make a porno out of your job..

(Anonymous) - 2013-01-24 17:35 (UTC) - Expand

My "job," if you can call it that (which I do), is being a student. I'm sure that if there any permutation of that which includes sex, it's been thought of, filmed, written, and has probably happened.

I draw porn.

I am not kidding.

Re: If you could make a porno out of your job..

(Anonymous) - 2013-01-24 03:54 (UTC) - Expand

Hmmm. A trucker porno could be hot, but only if it involves lesbians. There's a lot of lesbian truckers out there, apparently. One that centers around lot lizards would probably just be depressing, but if you have team drivers, say, one driving and one in the back getting herself off to be a tease... it could work.

I'm actually surprised at how little thought I've put into this subject, now that I'm considering it. I know what I'll be thinking about tomorrow. XD

Re: If you could make a porno out of your job..

(Anonymous) - 2013-01-24 01:57 (UTC) - Expand

i'm an inbound call centre so...a porno voice recording maybe? idk, i already get customers asking what i'm wearing so i guess it'd be sex talk ansd the camera switching between us with the porno twist of the customer being my boss

Mild mannered teaching assistant Chard Monster is attempting to lead her section through the Seneca Falls Declaration. Unfortunately nobody's read and half the students are distracted by her tits.

Can she possibly teach the class the complexities of separate spheres ideology while subject to the male gaze?

Is it at all possible to properly elucidate the the ins and outs of the cult of true womanhood while bent over a desk?

Will it not matter anyway once she gets positive student feedback forms?

Find out in

DICKSCUSSION SECTION

Edited 2013-01-24 02:05 (UTC)

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(Anonymous) - 2013-01-24 02:07 (UTC) - Expand

I am unemployed, so clearly this would turn into a HOT HOT HOT BLOND DESPERATE FOR ANY KIND OF JOB XXX scenario.

Except I am not hot.

But I really do want a job though.

Or maybe a sexy job interview. Oh yes, Mr HR man, I'd love to show of my exemplary oral skills

Nurse pornos are kinda overdone..Something about doing a "head to toe" assessment /eyeroll

Re: If you could make a porno out of your job..

(Anonymous) - 2013-01-24 02:15 (UTC) - Expand

Since I work from home over the internet I guess it would be a lot of cybering.

I'm not sure how designing knit caps, sportsocks and embroidery would translate into porn.

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