[ SECRET POST #2217 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2217 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Early because sick, sorry.

Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 097 secrets from Secret Submission Post #317.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[insanenoodlyguy]

Nor should you.

[(Anonymous)]

your hateboner for RPF makes me want to write RPF of you and other f!s commenters

[fingalsanteater]

That's what he wants. It's reverse psychology. Pretend to hate something in hoping people will spitfully fulfill your secret desires.

[(Anonymous)]

da

also it must be mpreg

[(Anonymous)]

I fully approve

mpreg noodles

[(Anonymous)]

Someone needs to write it.

[(Anonymous)]

it has to be chard who impregnates him

[(Anonymous)]

Ugh, canon ships. How about a rarepair for once?

[(Anonymous)]

um, okay...

how about fingalsanteater? they started it

[(Anonymous)]

I heard that's canon too.

[(Anonymous)]

welp, too bad

dethtoll and noodles?

[(Anonymous)]

mmm delicious yaoi

[insanenoodlyguy]

>implying fingalxnoodle is a rarepair
>implying she don't want the d
>implying chardxfingalxnoodle isn't endgame

HAHHAHAHAHA

[insanenoodlyguy]

Now you understand how to troll!

I will find you. And congratulate you. And eat the heart of somebody you love.

[(Anonymous)]

Now, now. You mustn't overexert yourself.

[insanenoodlyguy]

Oh it's no trouble. Good an excuse as any to get out of the house.

*ahem*

[insanenoodlyguy]

https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/a/a8/Maria-do-it-faggot.jpg

(image is pretty much what you'd expect)

Also, did it occur to you you'd inevitably have to drag somebody else into this? And think for a prolonged period of time about me having sex?

My contempt for you sure has abated. You showed me you have the moral high ground to my trolling ways by far!

Or... my feelings towards you are entirely justified and every negative feeling I've ever invoked in you was justly deserved because of who you are and the disgusting things you do.

Thank you. Even if you don't make it, I know I tread the proper path. Perhaps not the path of the righteous, but the path of "better than you."

Edit: And you know what? I don't even think you have the talent. If you write it, it'll just be shitty. Do it. I want you to do it. I give you fucking persmission. Here: Case, if anon does it, please don't freeze it or delete it on my behalf, I'm okay with this unless another person put in it objects.

Free reign! But's a fucking challenge now. I've done trollfics here plenty of times, you think you got the sand to run with the big leagues? Step up. I don't think you can. But prove me wrong!

Go for it you worthless sack. Than it's all the easier to judge you when everybody see's how much the writing sucks.

Re: *ahem*

[insanenoodlyguy]

Responding myself so I can't edit this later or take it back somehow. What.

Re: *ahem*

[(Anonymous)]

i'm pretty sure everybody was just joking, but ok

Re: *ahem*

[fingalsanteater]

See how bad he wants it? I can taste his desire for RPF mpreg starring himself, even over the internet. (It's a little salty(?).)

Re: *ahem*

[insanenoodlyguy]

Oh everybody after first anon? I'm sure. They were actually being funny.

First Anon doesn't like me. So I'm giving them a free shot.

[chardmonster]

I honestly would like this.

But, see: there's a difference. 1. Real person actually okaying it, but more importantly 2. it's be tongue in cheek.

People writing extended fanfiction on the sex lives of real, living people is kind of creepy if they're taking it seriously and making photo montages and fan videos and uuuggghghghgh