[ SECRET POST #2217 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2217 ⌋

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Notes:

Early because sick, sorry.

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

No, I just require things to be amusing before I laugh at them.

MOTHERFUCKING QUALITY

[insanenoodlyguy]

Let me see if I can tell a joke you'd find funny based on your pre-established humor.

Man goes to the doctors, and says he has an embarrassing problem...."Doctor" he says, "Every time I break wind, I make a funny noise". The doctor looks at him and says "Well that normal!". So the man decides to shown him. Clenching his teeth, he prepares to let one rip........

"HONDA!!!!!". The doctor looks at him incredulous. "That IS a strange noise"...the doctor then thinks for a few minutes...checks a few of his books, and finally, after thumbing through a really old book, says "You need to see the dentist!"

It's now the mans turn to look incredulous..."OK...I'll try it but I'm not sure that will cure my problem"...

So the man goes to the dentist, and later that week, comes back to the doctor...

"I have to thank you. I'm cured. But how did you know?"

The doctor puts on his best Sherlock Homes style look and says" It's obvious.....An Abscess makes the fart go honda..."

Re: MOTHERFUCKING QUALITY

[(Anonymous)]

Nope.

Re: MOTHERFUCKING QUALITY

[insanenoodlyguy]

You just aren't punny enough to have any hope then.

Re: MOTHERFUCKING QUALITY

[fingalsanteater]

There's something wrong that anon. They are totally beyond hope.

I wonder how it feels to not have a sense of humor? Do they even know they are missing something?

Re: MOTHERFUCKING QUALITY

[(Anonymous)]

TBQH, I actually feel sorry for all the people who seem to find the dumbest things entertaining. Flipping your shit over things all day must interfere with your daily lives.

Re: MOTHERFUCKING QUALITY

[insanenoodlyguy]

Nah, we actually know a happiness and joy every time you know exasperation.

We are happier then you. You sure you have the high ground here? (and even if you do, we are happy and don't care all that much!)

Re: MOTHERFUCKING QUALITY

[(Anonymous)]

Ignorance is bliss.

Re: MOTHERFUCKING QUALITY

[fingalsanteater]

Nice.

Re: MOTHERFUCKING QUALITY

[insanenoodlyguy]

Yes, but primarily ignorance of why you can't see all this shit is funny.

Re: MOTHERFUCKING QUALITY

[(Anonymous)]

I am really curious as to what you find funny, anon. Link a video or something?

Re: MOTHERFUCKING QUALITY

[fingalsanteater]

I just think anon is being intentionally difficult. It's fun, though.

Re: MOTHERFUCKING QUALITY

[(Anonymous)]

I can see that.

I want to break them.




I'm really bad at this.

Re: MOTHERFUCKING QUALITY

[(Anonymous)]

and I feel sorry for all the people who seem to think that doing shit-takes on what someone else finds funny is at all productive and makes them look intelligent.

when in fact, it just makes them look like tools and causes people to feel very sorry that you apparently boring as shit. must be terribly lonely, anon.

Re: MOTHERFUCKING QUALITY

[(Anonymous)]

I'm sorry your sense of humor isn't very sophisticated and it causes you to project your anger onto others. Must be hard for you.

Re: MOTHERFUCKING QUALITY

[greenvelvetcake]

I am ashamed that I laughed out loud. I love me some bad puns.

Noodly, have you ever read The Longest Joke in the World?

Re: MOTHERFUCKING QUALITY

[riddian]

Never be ashamed! I cackled like a mad thing. The ability to laugh at moronic puns is a gift, one which must be enjoyed. :D

Re: MOTHERFUCKING QUALITY

[thezmage]

Then you really need to read the comic strip Pearls Before Swine. It has entire Sunday strips that do nothing but build towards a bad pun such as "That's one small Steph for Dan, one giant leaf fr Dan's sign."

Re: MOTHERFUCKING QUALITY

[riddian]

Does anybody else remember "Mr. Gorba's chef, tear down this 'whaaaa'!"? It's my favorite Pearls Before Swine of all time. I fucking love that strip, the punny ones are amazing.