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⌈ Secret Post #2218 ⌋

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Comments

Sunday School Stories?

[othellia]

I saw a GIF of Elton John today and was reminded of a this time in Catholic Sunday school when we had to make an alternate 12 Days of Christmas card set. The boy who got eight chose music for its octaves, and drew a stick figure with glasses playing a piano, explaining to the class that it was Elton John.

At once the nun and teacher were upon him, suggesting that he might prefer to change Elton John to someone "who followed the church's doctrine" more. And we all knew what they meant, but the boy completely ignored them and all the kids in the class supported him, and Elton John remained on our alternate 12 Days of Christmas cards.

Anyone else have any interesting/amusing Sunday school stories?

Re: Sunday School Stories?

[caecilia]

That is cute.

One of the three times I went to Sunday school, they had us make our own country. Mine was called Cat Island. It was an island in the shape of a cat populated entirely by cats and I may or may not still write stories about it sometimes.

Sorry, that wasn't really a story about Sunday school.

Re: Sunday School Stories?

[othellia]

Haha, that's fine. We had to make countries as part of a 10th grade, writing the fictional constitution and all that. Our group played it straight, but there were a bunch of other kids who went off the deep end.

One country was Amazonian Pixie Land because the military consisted of Amazonian type archers and the ruler was selected by who could snort the most Pixie Stix powder without dying. Another country had a magical fish as their judiciary branch, and another solved legal problems by flipping a coin.

Re: Sunday School Stories?

[dimestoresaint]

I went to Catholic school, so my "Sunday school" was five days a week. In high school once my friends and I did the Day Of Silence, and when some other kids started giving us shit about it one of the nuns stepped in and pulled out the Catechism--and used it to argue our side.

Re: Sunday School Stories?

[leikomgwtfbbq]

Most of my Sunday school stories are boring as shit, but my vacation Bible school stories are weirder.

I usually just went to the VBS at our Methodist church with my mom (who taught the little kids), but one year, I went to one of the really wild fire-and-brimstone Baptist churches with my best friend at the time. It was, uh, entertaining. There was a really goddamn crazy play at the end, too, that was all about people dying horribly and going to the gates of Heaven to chat with St Peter. Most of them were ~*sinners*~, so they were reduced to crying and screaming and getting chased around the stage by demons with whips. Just the kind of thing you want to show a bewildered nine-year-old, right?

They had some rad arts and crafts projects, though. I got to build and decorate a lamp. Much cooler than macaroni pictures.