[ SECRET POST #2222 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2222 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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16. [SPOILERS for Celeste & Jesse Forever]



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17. [SPOILERS for Superior Spider-Man, Scarlet Spider]



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19. [WARNING for incest]

[A Tale of Two Sisters]


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20. [WARNING for suicide]



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21. [WARNING for eating disorders]



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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #317.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Goddamn it.

[fingalsanteater]

I should have stole this username before you got it. I know it's you. That bandana does nothing to disguise you. You're supposed to tie it around your face, not your bicep.

I'll give you a reluctant boy howdy. Boy Howdy.

How's that?

Re: Goddamn it.

[cadremage]

What/who is it?

Re: Goddamn it.

[(Anonymous)]

SHHH!

There are things we were not meant to know.

Re: Goddamn it.

[cadremage]

BUT I MUST.

Re: Goddamn it.

[(Anonymous)]

BUT THE KNOWLEDGE WILL DESTROY YOU, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? THERE WILL BE NO GOING BACK.

Re: Goddamn it.

[cadremage]

THEN I SHALL KNOW FIRE AND I SHALL EMBRACE IT AND I SHALL BECOME IT. IN THE THROES OF DEATH I SHALL INTERNALIZE THE ESSENCE OF TROLL, AND FROM MY CORPSE SHALL ISSUE FORTH COUNTLESS MINIONS.

BEWARE, MORTAL, FOR MY COMPLACENCY WILL SURELY UNLEASH DREAD AND DESPAIR.

Re: Goddamn it.

[(Anonymous)]

Well.

You're gonna have to figure it out then because I'm not telling.

Re: Goddamn it.

[cadremage]

Motherfucking shit, you dirty tease.

Re: Goddamn it.

[(Anonymous)]

Yep.

Re: Goddamn it.

[insanenoodlyguy]

Ah know too. Eeyup. But seeings and all as how I'm part of this here troll posse, seems the thing to do is not tell yall's.

Re: Goddamn it.

[troll_posse]

THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TURN GOTDAM TROLL YOU JUST GET MEAN!

YOU GET MEAN AND ANGRY AND LASH OUT

THAT'S LIKE SOMETHIN' FROM ONEA THOSE VIDEO GAMES

Re: Goddamn it.

[cadremage]

First of all, don't you mean "vidya games?" HELLO, COWPOKE, DICTION. Second of all, the history of trolling is filled with examples of folks being straight-up tricksters -- not necessarily being mean, but disseminating false information. I'd like to think that's the kind of troll I'd be, and that's the kind of troll the pieces of me would be were I to burst into something Slither-esque.

Re: Goddamn it.

[troll_posse]

YOU MEAN MY FORELEG?

BOY HOWDY MA'AM

Re: Goddamn it.

[cadremage]

...Angelina Jolie?

Re: Goddamn it.

[fingalsanteater]

Oh. I forgot you were a pony. Sorry. So, are you like our guide in the Troll Possedom, or what?

Re: Goddamn it.

[troll_posse]

KINDA!

AH FIGGERED THE KIDS ON THIS BOARD MIGHT BE A MITE CONFUSED'N'ALL

GOT ANY QUESTIONS?

Re: Goddamn it.

[agentcthulhu]

YES! YES I HAVE A QUESTION! YES I DO HAVE ONE!

WHERE IS CHARDMONSTER??????

Re: Goddamn it.

[troll_posse]

I DON'T KNOW. WHERE ARE MOST SCHOOLMARMS FIXIN' TO GO ON A FRIDAY?

WELL HOME, BUT THEY'RE ALWAYS FIXIN' T'GO ELSEWEHRE, Y'KNOW?

LURE SOME POOR UNSUSPECTIN' PROSPECT INTO A 'BOSTON MARRIAGE' SO THEY CAN COMPLAIN 'BOUT THE MENFOLK AND DO SHAMEFUL THINGS T'ONE NOTHER

I'M TELLIN' YOU T'CHECK THE SALOON OR THE SECRETTOWN COMMUNITY LIBRARY