[ SECRET POST #2222 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2222 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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16. [SPOILERS for Celeste & Jesse Forever]



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17. [SPOILERS for Superior Spider-Man, Scarlet Spider]



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19. [WARNING for incest]

[A Tale of Two Sisters]


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20. [WARNING for suicide]



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21. [WARNING for eating disorders]



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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #317.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

CAPSLOCK VENTING THREAD

[(Anonymous)]

I AM SO FRUSTRATED RIGHT NOW

Re: CAPSLOCK VENTING THREAD

[(Anonymous)]

:( I'm sorry

Re: CAPSLOCK VENTING THREAD

[(Anonymous)]

TOUCH URSELF

WANK

WANK

WANK

WANK

WAAAAAAAAAAANK


you will feel much better

Re: CAPSLOCK VENTING THREAD

[(Anonymous)]

IT'S NOT THAT KIND OF FRUSTRATION

Re: CAPSLOCK VENTING THREAD

[(Anonymous)]

STILL VALID

SEX RELEASES ENDORPHINS WHICH MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER

QED

Re: CAPSLOCK VENTING THREAD

[(Anonymous)]

NOPE.

IT'S FLEETING AND DOESN'T ACTUALLY HELP ANYTHING.

NOT TO MENTION I'D HAVE TO PUT IN SOME SERIOUS EFFORT TO GET HORNY RIGHT NOW.

Re: CAPSLOCK VENTING THREAD

[(Anonymous)]

THAT IS WHAT TOYS ARE FOR! :D

Re: CAPSLOCK VENTING THREAD

[elaminator]

SORRY. I HOPE THINGS GET BETTER ANON! HAVE A HUG.

Re: CAPSLOCK VENTING THREAD

[(Anonymous)]

This is incredibly creepy and I'm pretty sure it's from the seventh movie but I can't remember the exact moment and what happens around it AND THAT IS MAKING IT EVEN CREEPIER.

AAAAAAH. WHY IS VOLDEMORT HUGGING DRACO. WHAT'S HE DOING WITH HIS WAND. WHAT'S WITH THAT SMILE. AAAAAH.

Re: CAPSLOCK VENTING THREAD

[elaminator]

I've never seen the movies (and got stuck around the 5th book) but I think his parents are telling him to join them with the death eaters? I don't know the exact circumstance but good god is it hilariously creepy every single time I see it. Just the fact that Voldy would think to awkwardly hug this young boy, not to mention the hand makes it look like he's trying to stroke his back while Draco stands there stiff as a board.

His smile totally says, "I shall take him as my concubine." (I apologize in advance for even mentioning such a thing.)

If you don't mind more... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZW_dwd_WJY&feature=youtube_gdata_player (This is all kinds of hilarious, but I can't accept responsibility for your therapy bills, mind.)

Re: CAPSLOCK VENTING THREAD

[agentcthulhu]

I think his parents are telling him to join them with the death eaters?

Yep, that's about right. The vid has been edited so clips from before and after the hug were added in to extend the hugging scene. Still hilarious though!

Re: CAPSLOCK VENTING THREAD

[elaminator]

Yea, I know it's not real, but the first time I saw it I laughed for like 5 minutes. So wrong, yet so hilarious.

I wonder how much Voldy/Draco fic was written after that scene...

Re: CAPSLOCK VENTING THREAD

[agentcthulhu]

I might have watched it on repeat a lot, and not just to figure out which frames did not belong to the hugging scene proper. XD

I don't know if it made much difference. HP fandom has slowed down a lot and Voldy/Draco fics weren't exactly common. Maybe people wrote more creepy!Voldy/reluctant!Draco as a part of larger Harry/Draco fics. I don't think it created a following though...

Re: CAPSLOCK VENTING THREAD

[childings.livejournal.com]

I AM REALLY HUNGRY AND I NEED A SHOWER BUT I AM LAZY AND ASGGKSKKK BLARG

Re: CAPSLOCK VENTING THREAD

[(Anonymous)]

GET OFF YOUR LAZY ARSE AND JUST DO IT >:(

Re: CAPSLOCK VENTING THREAD

[(Anonymous)]

I'VE BEEN SICK ALL WEEK AND I STILL AM COUGHING LIKE CRAZY YET I HAVE TO WORK THIS WEEKEND BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO USE UP ALL MY PERSONAL TIME OFF IN THE FIRST MONTH OF THE YEAR! I'M STARVING BUT EATING ANYTHING IRRITATES MY THROAT AND I'M HACKING OUT MY LUNGS AGAIN! I NEED TO GO TO THE STORE TO BUY MORE TISSUES AND MEDICINE BUT I'M BEING LAZY!

AND I WATCHED "Sex& the City" TODAY AND IT MADE ME CRY BECAUSE I WISH MY FRIENDS AND I LOVED EACH OTHER AS UNCONDITIONALLY AS THOSE FOUR WOMEN DESPITE ALL THE DRAMA THEY GO THROUGH!

Re: CAPSLOCK VENTING THREAD

[(Anonymous)]

DRINK SOUP NONNY LOTS OF SOUP

AND MILKSHAKES AND YOGURT

GET BETTER SOON!