[ SECRET POST #2229 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #2229 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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05. http://i.imgur.com/Xs4i0UB.jpg
[sort of porny, real person]


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06. http://oi47.tinypic.com/zk216r.jpg
[sort of porny, maybe? Jennifer's Body]



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[Ripper Street]


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[Warhammer 40k]


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[ ----- SPOILERY SECRETS AHEAD ----- ]












17. [SPOILERS for American Horror Story]



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18. [SPOILERS for My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]



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19. [SPOILERS for The Office]



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[ ----- TRIGGERY SECRETS AHEAD ----- ]















20. [WARNING for rape, abuse]

[OP marked this as "no warnings" but there's bound to be triggery discussion in the thread]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #318.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[insanenoodlyguy]

Smurfs aren't even supposed to have females. She's a honey pot trap created by Gargamel (no really look it up) because smurfs are somehow heterosexual despite their reproduction depending on the stork.

She's an abomination that should not be.

[(Anonymous)]

wut

[insanenoodlyguy]

Yep



http://bluebuddies.com/help/jpg/SmurfetteCreation1.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

Just so you know, your images aren't working.

[insanenoodlyguy]

that's why I linked them too. Thought that might happen.

[bulba]

so why the fuck doesn't he just create a bunch of smurfs and eat those instead

[insanenoodlyguy]

I'd assume artificial smurfs dont' taste the same/can't be used to make gold.

[(Anonymous)]

Or he just really liked the chasing and scheming. It all added to the flavor/magic.

[world_eater]

He made her out of clay if I remember correctly.

[(Anonymous)]

Because ladies are only designed for reproduction and therefor if that's not needed neither are they?

[(Anonymous)]

Wasn't she originally dark haired and had a larger nose, and when she turned good, she also turned into a more feminine little blond? Good old times.

[greenvelvetcake]

Yep! Only blonde and beautiful women can be on the side of good.

She also magically got high heels instead of flats.

[insanenoodlyguy]

Yep. Seconds before transformation to "good"


http://bluebuddies.com/help/jpg/Transforming_Smurfette.jpg

[dref22]

Okay, didn't read this! I just love how he made her infiltrate the village to destroy the community because omg females are destructive to men.

[adlanth]

The recipe for making the Smurfette is rather interesting as well.

[dref22]

And didn't she have darker hair when she was first created? LOL I love her, especially because of her story. :D