[ SECRET POST #2232 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2232 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

[fscom]

01. http://i.imgur.com/WINPWTu.png

[(Anonymous)]

I was surprised to watch the music vid and find out this was not the intention.

[(Anonymous)]

Speaking as someone who doesn't get it either, can I get a quick recap of the vid to spare myself from watching it?

[(Anonymous)]

Adam Levine works at a bank, which is robbed. He escapes with a hot coworker, but then the police start chasing them. (What?) So he ditches her, steals Wiz's car and gets into a police chase.

[(Anonymous)]

That...makes the lyrics make absolutely no more sense. I think I'll stick with OP's interpretation.

[(Anonymous)]

i want fic of Adam Levine the whinging clingy ex- if only to piss off his fans (let's face it, all his songs are whinging and clinging)

[thezmage]

That does make the rap number make more sense. I know it always struck me as really discordant that the song was all sad about the breakup while the rap number comes in to say "screw you, I'm awesome!"

[(Anonymous)]

Because emotions are bad, right? You're not allowed to be sad if someone breaks up with you? Oh, F!S.

[(Anonymous)]

ha ha because being sad and calling so much that the ex has to change their number is the same thing. oh, f!s

[visp]

I approve of this headcanon.

[(Anonymous)]

Ahahahahaha, anon, this is great. Headcanon: accepted!

[riddian]

Next time I have to listen to this fucking song I'm so using this interpretation. XD Thanks OP.

God, I hate Maroon 5 so much. With the sole exception of "Daylight," every single fucking one of their breakup songs is about blaming the other person for all the problems with the relationship. Fuck offfffffffff

[el_regrs]

I actually do like Maroon 5, but lyrically, their songs piss me off for the same reason. "YOU ARE SO FUCKED UP BUT I CAN'T STOP FUCKING YOU AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT FOR HAVING TITS OMG"

I honestly can't recall the last time I heard a Maroon 5 song that wasn't about that.

[riddian]

Word. I'd like them if all their song lyrics weren't the same useless victim-blaming-esque bullshit.

[(Anonymous)]

That actually works. Because otherwise the WK part of the song is utterly useless and discordant ...

[(Anonymous)]

LOL!