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⌈ Secret Post #2239 ⌋

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[Elementary]

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[Pokemon]

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[Noah, Power Rangers MegaForce]

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[Mass Effect]

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[Resident Evil]

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[Medaka Box]

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[Shameless]

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[Star Trek 2009]

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[Dreamwork's Sinbad, Avengers, American Gods, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Batman, Gunnerkrigg Court, Grim Adventures, Trickster's Choice/Queen]

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[American Dad]

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[Laurell K. Hamilton]

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[my neighbour totoro]

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[Medaka Box]

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[Downton Abbey]

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[The Red Panda, Black Jack Justice]

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Tell me some embarrassing shit that happened to you f!s I'm bored.

I have way too much but one that probably scarred me the most is farting in front of my class in elementary because I was so nervous to do a presentation. It was my last year too and we had this class questionnaire thing and everyone put "when _ farted" as the funniest moment.

I embarrass myself every time I comment here.

Walked into the guys' bathroom once after an event (I'm a woman). This was just a few years ago, I think my sophomore year of college? It was pretty awkward esp. since a group of them standing by the door saw me walk out. But I laughed to myself about it on the way home.

I did that once, a loooooong time ago. Thankfully no one really noticed...

lol people DEFINITELY noticed when it was me. It was after an event; the lobby I was in was very crowded and so were the bathrooms.

My mother once saw Tim Russert almost walk into the women's room. She called out to him.

I did that at a restaurant.

I sometimes do this on purpose at restaurants, if it's single-person bathrooms and the ladies' room is taken. lol.

I haven't considered that but I might if I really had to go.

But the time I did it at a restaurant it was a HUGE multiperson restroom. Oops.

lol, woops! I wouldn't do that ~~I don't think~~. I did occasionally use a multi-person men's room in high school, but that was because when I had orchestra practice after school the ladies' room that was right by the band room was sometimes locked (idk why??) and the men's room usually wasn't. It wasn't crowded though, there was hardly anyone there. I'd just crack the door, yell "anybody in here???" and then proceed to use the single available stall.

Oh! I've done that once. But it was a whole herd of us girls that did it at the same time as a bunch of dudes kind of guarded the doors. We never did figure out why the doors were locked either.

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I once walked into the same wall twice in a row in a matter of a few seconds.

In my defense, I was very sleepy.

The first time we properly had sex, my partner took his pants off and I laughed for about five minutes straight.

Not because he was funny-looking or anything, just because I was so goddamn nervous. He took it in stride, which is how I knew I'd keep him, but I still get red in the face whenever he teases me about it.

That's pretty frickin cute man

Got so drunk on a date that I puked in his car. Like, seriously puked. (I have learned since not to try to keep up drinking with a self-confessed alcoholic.)

He didn't tease me about it, much, but he made me clean it up the next day, which was kind of an awful experience. Then I found out I was forever branded "the girl who puked in [his] car" amongst the guy's friends.

One time I was getting my hair cut, and the hairdresser asked if I had seen any good hows lately... I responded by saying I don't really watch T.V. Of course it turns out she meant music shows... it wasn't that bad, but I already went into this trendy, small hairdressing spot feeling like an out of place nerd, so...

I was a bit out of it the other day and very loudly said "YOU'RE WELCOME!" when someone handed me my food at a bakery instead of "thank you!".
I felt like an ass, but I just legged it rather than trying to explain myself.

A guy I have a thing for was entering the shop at this point, and I also struggled with the push/pull part of opening the door, so he heard the exchange and ended up having to open and hold a door for me, while giving me a judgmental eyebrow raise.

I hate small towns. You can't just look weird around strangers. I have to buy bread there once a week and I have to see his stupidly attractive face everywhere.

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