[ SECRET POST #2243 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #2243 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Evolution]


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03.
[My Chemical Romance and One Direction]


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04.
[silence of the lambs]


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05. http://oi46.tinypic.com/vzc4lk.jpg
[linked for casual nudity; not porn but not the artsy kind either]


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06. http://i48.tinypic.com/2ivll3b.png
[somewhat sexual photomanip]


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07. http://i.imgur.com/88IwqTG.jpg
[and this one has naked kim jong il in it]



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09.
[paranatural]


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12.


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[ ----- SPOILERY SECRETS AHEAD ----- ]













14. [SPOILERS for Walking Dead]



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15. [SPOILERS for Super Dangan Ronpa 2]



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16. [SPOILERS for Pokemon BW 2]



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17. [SPOILERS for Walking Dead]



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18. [SPOILERS for Homestuck]



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[ ----- TRIGGERY SECRETS AHEAD ----- ]














19. [WARNING for rape]



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20. [WARNING for dub-con]

[The Rocketeer]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #320.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - template ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

11. http://i.imgur.com/WeyM0i2.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

I'm not proud of this, but... link?

[insanenoodlyguy]

See below.

[(Anonymous)]

I was hoping for a link to the "slipped on a controller, ass fell on dick" thread.

[(Anonymous)]

+1! i once had the link but lost it.

[insanenoodlyguy]

But... it's right there.

The thread itself is long gone. Maybe on one of the archivers...

[(Anonymous)]

i'm laughing so hard this is great

[(Anonymous)]

Ahaha I love dudebro ships but I just gotta say that post, or what I could read of it is hilarious. 2hot2handle

[(Anonymous)]

lmao ikr

i want a link to that

SHAME. SHAME (NSFW LINKS)

[insanenoodlyguy]

how dare you not link these fine people to this wonderful meme.

Fine. Unrepentent un-anonymous to the rescue!

NSFW

http://chanarchive.org/content/52_a/5429192/1187624551790.gif

Here's the better version! Also Nsfw

http://1-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/a/image/1336/97/1336977649784.jpg

Also sfw and of similar origins

http://0-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/a/image/1336/91/1336911050595.gif

[(Anonymous)]

ngl, super straight guys getting it on is my kink. why? i don't know. it doesn't make sense. and yet it's so hot.

[kallanda_lee]

Come to the dark side. We have cookies. And buttsex. Not necessarily at the same time.

[(Anonymous)]

but occasionally at the same time?

[(Anonymous)]

Sure if you are into Sterek.

[kallanda_lee]

If so desired!

[(Anonymous)]

Search "gay chicken" on youtube.
You're welcome.

[(Anonymous)]

*searches* But why would I want to see homosexual poultry on -

Oh. Oh!

Hawt.

[cielo]

okay so this is sooooo my kink. any recs? books, series, manga, fic, i'm accepting anything except homestuck

[scrubber]

What's your kink exactly? Accidental sex or dudes who have sex but pretend it's not because they need to be straight?

Cause if it's the latter, I got recs. /opens trenchcoat

[(Anonymous)]

lol@accidental sex.

i would love recs to the latter :D:D:D

background accidental sex story

[(Anonymous)]

>sleepover friends house
>sit down to play video games
>play super smash brothers for a few round
>have to get up to go the the bathroom
>trip over the controller cord
>end up falling onto my friends lap
>his dick flies out of his pants because of the force of my fall
>it goes into my mouth
>accidentally suck him off to orgasm 3 times
>accidentally swallow each time
>my dick ends up falling out of my pants during this time
>pee on the floor
>friend gets up to get towel
>he trips on the controller cord
>get up to help him up
>trip on the controller cord
>fall on top of friend
>my dick goes into his butthole
>try to help him up and end up forcing him further onto my dick
>"It's ok bro I got it" friend tries to stand up pulling off my dick
>"No bro let me help you" try to help him up accidentally pull him back down on my dick
>we end up rhythmically alternation between trying to stand up and me trying to help him up
>accidentally cum in his ass
>"ok bro fine" let friend stand up
>friend trips on controller cord
>go to help him up
>trip on controller cord
>my face lands on his ass
>accidentally eat my spunk out of his asshole
>accidentally reach around and jerk him off
>accidentally end up just cuddling with him for the rest of the night

(not mine. copied from someone who copied it to facebook)

Re: background accidental sex story

[(Anonymous)]

Thank you, anon!

Re: background accidental sex story

[(Anonymous)]

~you are welcome~ *u*

Re: background accidental sex story

[(Anonymous)]

omg this is hilarious thank you anon

Re: background accidental sex story

[(Anonymous)]

don't mention it ^__^