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case) wrote in
fandomsecrets2013-02-28 06:45 pm
[ SECRET POST #2249 ]
⌈ Secret Post #2249 ⌋
Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.
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[Otoyomegatari]
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[Girls und Panzer]
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[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]
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[Monster High]
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[My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]
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[Jackass 3D]
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[Paranatural]
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[Angelina Jolie]
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[Der Ring des Nibelungen]
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[Mary Shelley's Frankenhole]
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[Medium]
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[The Americans]
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[The Mindy Project]
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[5Dolls, T-ARA]
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[A Good Day To Die Hard]
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[Harry Potter]
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18. http://i45.tinypic.com/2v0bjpd.jpg
[linked for porn, Spartacus: Vengeance]
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Notes:
Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 019 secrets from Secret Submission Post #321.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Re: Can someone please explain to me
(Anonymous) 2013-03-01 03:37 am (UTC)(link)"I have terrible news," said Mulder, hanging his head in sorrow. "Really bad. I've... I've got CANCER."
"Oh no!" exclaimed Scully. "Not cancer! Not after Skinner's been permanently crippled in a completely unexpected tractor accident after finding out he had a winning lottery ticket!"
"Yes. Cancer. But that's not all." Mulder took a deep breath, running his long fingers through his magnificent locks. "Your dog just died, Scully. I didn't want to tell you, but he ate one of my porno tapes and choked on the plastic."
Scully tried not to imagine how Queeqeg's last moments must've been, his furry little legs twitching frantically as he gasped for air. Her eyes filled with unshed tears, and a dull ache throbbed in the pit of her stomach.
Etc. etc. Writing that's really obvious about trying to wring an emotional response from the reader is bad writing. If it's good, then you're probably not going to notice that hey, someone's trying to make me cry! You'll just cry.