[ SECRET POST #2254 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2254 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[family guy (?), warning for cartoon rape]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 058 secrets from Secret Submission Post #322.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I've never heard of this but it looks like the written word equivalent of a 50s B movie and I want to read the whole series.

[(Anonymous)]

If only. I've not read it but that's not what this is about. They're seriously creepy and bad.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gor

[(Anonymous)]

Go for it!

ha ha ha ha ha

OP

[(Anonymous)]

...and I want to read the whole series.

No, you don't. You will either fall asleep from boredom or commit arson out of rage within the first seven books at most. But the early books did, in fact, have that amusing '50s B-movie ring to them, as you put it. If you're deeply curious, read the first three to six books, but go no further. By that time, you will have seen the best of what the series has to offer. The rest is tedium, misogyny, and narcissism. (That said, the dialogue is written so incompetently that it's good for laughs, especially later on. Actual quote from book number nine: "Prepare a feast! Let a feast be prepared!")

Re: OP

[(Anonymous)]

...that just kinda makes me want to read it more, but only if I can find a reading buddy and we have a little MSLibrary3K thing going on.

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[fingalsanteater]

Riffing bad books isn't as fun a riffing bad movies. Bad books waste more of your time.

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[chardmonster]

"Prepare a lady butt! Let a lady butt be prepared!"

"But I do not want t--"

"The lady butt touched silk and will be prepared."

[(Anonymous)]

There are some parody fics that sum up the setting and writing style, I suggest those.