[ SECRET POST #2256 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2256 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[The Most Popular Girls In School]


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[Rust and Bone]


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[My Mad Fat Diary]


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[Sailor Moon]


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[Harvest Moon: A New Beginning]


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[American Horror Story Asylum]


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[Homestuck]


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[DC Comics]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 021 secrets from Secret Submission Post #322.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: Bad lube in fanfiction

[(Anonymous)]

I think I came across this in a fic once. I LOLed and back-buttoned.

Re: Bad lube in fanfiction

[ryttu3k]

I've seen four mentions of honey so far. Oh god, why. And motor oil! Why is THAT so popular? (Granted, it was everywhere in Gundam Wing fic...)

I'm not even touching the battery acid, cement, hot sauce, lotion made of ghost chillis... they have to be deliberately written crackfic. They have to be.

Re: Bad lube in fanfiction

[(Anonymous)]

Minotaur's guide to gay sex was recc'd to me a while back and there's a section that talks about lubes he's improvised with. Motor oil was on there. As was peanut butter, which nogodno.

Re: Bad lube in fanfiction

[ryttu3k]

...I hope it wasn't crunchy.

Re: Bad lube in fanfiction

[charming_stranger]

I remember that he specified it as "smooth, not crunchy". Also, there was a note along the lines of "These are things I've used at some time or other; I'm not saying I recommend them".

There was also a list of things NOT to use. I think blood was on that one.

Re: Bad lube in fanfiction

[ryttu3k]

Blood is definitely not a good idea. If there's enough blood around that you can use it as a lubricant, chances are you're not gonna be in much shape to continue...

Re: Bad lube in fanfiction

[(Anonymous)]

that's what i'm saying! how can you possibly think that putting hot sauce IN YOUR BUTT would be anything other than excruciating? it has to be in there to be deliberately funny.

Re: Bad lube in fanfiction

[ryttu3k]

I'm just. Hoping they HAVE to be deliberate, because no one could be THAT stupid... (The honey one, regretfully, was not written to be funny.)

Re: Bad lube in fanfiction

[badass_tiger]

Honestly, I hope it's crackfic for the author's own sake. I can't bear the thought of anyone trying that out!