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⌈ Secret Post #2257 ⌋

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#8 and 9 are moving gifs.

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[Jessica Alba]

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11. http://i56.tinypic.com/2ih02df.jpg
[porn... sort of. illustrated]

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13. [SPOILERS for A Song of Ice and Fire]

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[My Mad Fat Diary]

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11. http://i56.tinypic.com/2ih02df.jpg
[porn... sort of. illustrated]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEES

I've started substituting invisi!peen with holy-bar-of-light!peen and psychic!peen instead. >:)

*headtilt* o.0

Now, I have seen the bar-of-light-peen (in pictures, obviously), but psychic!peen? Is that a thing?

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(Anonymous) - 2013-03-09 02:09 (UTC) - Expand

So bar-of-light!peen is a thing?

Oh wow. I've never seen the Ken doll thing. That's... sad.

Invisipenis sounds like the name of a super hero, or the title of a porn movie.

"Here comes... INVISIPENIS!"

I kinda agree, though. Even if the tiny black bar actually looks a bit funny.

Edited 2013-03-09 00:47 (UTC)

Well now that should exist.

suzumori - 2013-03-09 01:00 (UTC) - Expand

I've heard there's a guy with an invisible penis in Ghastly's Ghastly Comic, although I haven't read it.

suzumori - 2013-03-09 05:53 (UTC) - Expand

insanenoodlyguy - 2013-03-09 15:34 (UTC) - Expand

Fanartists like to depict Invisible Kid going invisible during sex. Does that count?

suzumori - 2013-03-09 05:55 (UTC) - Expand

Okay, I keep trying to click on this link, but it keeps auto redirecting me to some ad and THEN the App Store before I can read the secret.

It's kind of pissing me off. Fuck you Tinypic and your ads >:(

It says, "Nothing in yaoi annoys me more than Invisipenis. I know Japan has censor laws, but can't you use something else? Digitizing? Tiny white lines? Black bars? Just so that I know the penis still exists..."

Can you read it here?

(Anonymous) - 2013-03-09 01:02 (UTC) - Expand

Fuck you and your americentric assumptions.

Invisipenis is a real Nipponese phenomenon that affects hundreds of thousands. That and mosiacpenis.

Don't forget glowcocks.

charming_stranger - 2013-03-09 01:25 (UTC) - Expand

gobbledigook - 2013-03-09 04:13 (UTC) - Expand

Hahahaha. Yea, agreed! It's off-putting. ~~Nothing is worse than a guy sucking another guys seemingly nonexistent cock.~~

agentcthulhu - 2013-03-09 00:53 (UTC) - Expand

charming_stranger - 2013-03-09 01:22 (UTC) - Expand

elaminator - 2013-03-09 01:40 (UTC) - Expand

I'd almost be behind that sort of invisipeen because I could try and pretend it was xeno porn or something. glowing bars and giant all-encompassing bars irk me.

omg badly-placed censor bars are my pet peeve. exampe was this one hentai where some lady's cooch looked like it was a cage i was so confused about what i was looking at

agentcthulhu - 2013-03-09 00:50 (UTC) - Expand

cloud_riven - 2013-03-09 00:59 (UTC) - Expand

(Anonymous) - 2013-03-09 01:32 (UTC) - Expand

That is pretty weird looking. They should just compose the scene so the guy's crotch is shadowed or something. Even unrealistically dark shadows would look better than that.

WHAT THE EVER-LOVING FUCK IS THIS?!?!

Where's the beef?

Hehe.

I don't even get it

Love the "... sort of". Definitely had to see the picture after that.

I can't get over how that dude's nose is a perfect triangle.

Invisipenis is fucking hilarious.

Oh, lord, I have never seen invisipeen of that nature. Usually there's at least a long white space or vague outline or something. But it's just...not there. Wow.

That's just lazy, IMO. I've seen explicit comics where the angle of the panel allows for no awkward censorship at all - I think so long as you don't show the head, you can get away with anything.

Those tiny black bar censors annoy me more than anything else tbh. Especially when it's used to cover penetration scenes - so frustrating.

I've read enough hentai to know that if someone want to draw a greatly detailed penis in Japan, they damn well can. Hell, it's even possible at gay hentai. look at the Gravitation Remix series. Or the entire Bara genre.

It's just that some mangakas seem to be afraid of dicks.